CFS (Chicago Fan Syndrome)

When you have the irrational belief that you home team with be victorious despite all the bad decisions they make.

DaBears were down by 21 with under 2 minutes to go but my CFS (Chicago Fan Syndrome) knew they would somehow pull off the win.

by MoreDumbStuff November 15, 2020

CFS WiFi

Internet that is slower than Internet in Africa or does not work at all. Even dialup is faster. Just got "updated" to 1/4 the speed. Has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.

Yo, you heard? CFS WiFi got upgraded to dialup.

Ms. Bryant's room has CFS WiFi. The internet is slow and half the time it just doesn't work.

by Pizza In Backpack April 29, 2020

cf

come fuck

#1 bro she said cf

#2 are you gonna go?

#1 hell yea, ✌🏽

by Itellslang June 4, 2020

cfs

stands for canoe feet syndrome. when someone has enormously large feet

“hey can i borrow your shoes?”
“no you won’t fit them, you have cfs”

by TD5L October 23, 2017

cf

Short for casual fapping.

It's like foreplay for masturbation. Also done out of boredom sometimes.

cf means casually stroking one's dick without any real intention of reaching climax (yet).

"Yo, what are you doing?"
"I'm bore, so just some cf."

by CasualFapper August 22, 2016

CFS

Cut For Salty. Captian Salty aka Salzi aka Nico Six

#CFS Cut For Salty Praise The Lord Salt

by Davidkowski January 17, 2017

CF

Casual Fuck. Different to Friends with Befinfits as you are not friends but are classified as acquaintances that's fuck on a casual basis.

I really need a CF.

by Causal fuck February 9, 2017