Carlyjo is usually defined as gorgeous, quiet, radiant, and optimistic. She has blonde hair and stunning dark blue eyes. She is shy but once you get to know her, she has a witty sense of humor. She can be insecure, but she doesn't usually show it. If you ever know a Carlyjo, you are the luckiest human on earth, once you know her, you never forget her. And her laugh is the best.
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Former President Donald Trump's guiding principle in foreign policy, as well as in the bedroom. The opposite of Teddy Roosevelt's "speak softly and carry a big stick".
"Diplomacy? Nah, I want to hurl insults at people on twitter! You know what I always say, speak bigly and carry a soft stick!
by FuzzyDunl0p February 1, 2021
Get the Speak bigly and carry a soft stick mug.The state of pure excess. When you have gone far beyond being drunk, crunk, stoned and blazed and have become straight up toxic--you are carny'd.
To reach carny'd, you need to fully embrace the spirit of a carnival worker. You wake up at noon, use your one remaining tooth to puncture an air hole in your Pabst so you can properly shotgun it. Hose vomit off the tilt-a-whirl while taking meth and Draino. Then when your shift ends, the real party begins. You wake up beside the bearded lady with a broken arm, smelling like moldy cabbage and have no idea how you got there.
To reach carny'd, you need to fully embrace the spirit of a carnival worker. You wake up at noon, use your one remaining tooth to puncture an air hole in your Pabst so you can properly shotgun it. Hose vomit off the tilt-a-whirl while taking meth and Draino. Then when your shift ends, the real party begins. You wake up beside the bearded lady with a broken arm, smelling like moldy cabbage and have no idea how you got there.
Man, I just knocked back an Everclear/Rat Poison/Toothpaste cocktail and I can't feel my legs--I am so carny'd!
by KillaTON February 27, 2009
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I have been a cart pusher for 5 years now . No one seems to stay more than a few months before getting fired or finding another job
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The cart snooper quickly looked away after he was caught red handed studying the contents of the woman's shopping cart at the local grocery store. Little did he know, he was being cart snooped by another person all this time.
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