When you take a shit in the shower after a long night of getting pile drived in the anus and then stomp it down the drain
Barry said to Darren "fuck that shit just slid out my ass and then i stomped it down the drain to make tonight's feed"
Darren said "sounds like you just made some prime Californian spaghetti"
Darren said "sounds like you just made some prime Californian spaghetti"
by Bazza the bonglord November 23, 2018
Guy 1: I went to the clam bake and saw a bunch of hippies.
Guy 2: Were they in the study of Californian Botany?
Guy 2: Were they in the study of Californian Botany?
by Chimpvanzee November 08, 2009
The act of detecating in a condom, tying a knot at one end, freezing it and thawing half so it is a half frozen half liquid condom and then proceeding to use that as a dildo
by Dezzuh February 08, 2023
The act of getting a pair of children's "clappers" , then using them to smack your female partners pussy until all of the water in her pussy comes out and the pussy becomes part of the drought.
Ever since I gave my wife a Californian clapper we have had to use lube because she has been dryer than the damn Sahara.
by ChimmyNCIsaac December 04, 2015
A sacrilegious term used to describe a group of people all sharing the same edible to go on a trip together
by Wemeanwell June 02, 2023
The most disgusting sushi you will taste 75 percent of the time you eat it it gives you direhha. 100 percent of the time it tastes bad. It's another piece of history that shame California and the people living in it.
by leftforalt August 31, 2018
Breaking up with someone while wearing flip-flops, so that when you walk away the flip flop sound stays in the air.
Oscar: How did you break up with Jessica?
Paul: I gave her the californian breakup.
Oscar: How did she take it?
Paul: She didnt like the sound.
Paul: I gave her the californian breakup.
Oscar: How did she take it?
Paul: She didnt like the sound.
by neresa February 14, 2024