The act of getting a pair of children's "clappers" , then using them to smack your female partners pussy until all of the water in her pussy comes out and the pussy becomes part of the drought.
Ever since I gave my wife a Californian clapper we have had to use lube because she has been dryer than the damn Sahara.
by ChimmyNCIsaac December 04, 2015
When you, a male, squeezes your other male friends rolls together around your penis and thrusts back and forward until climax, then you lick it up.
by Carol Da Cracker January 17, 2022
The sexual act involves a black man ejaculating into a bottle of honey, then the partner drinks the honey and cum while taking a large dose of laxatives. The Parter then takes a new bottle of honey then when they shit out all the liquid shit they lather the black male in honey. Then a third partner comes along and licks all of the shit and honey of the black male. Then the first partner inserts both bottles into their anus and/or vagina while watching the other parter
by brxxdie February 16, 2022
The most ADHD ginger you’ll ever meet also he flirts with all guys and has a 9 year old lesbian girlfriend
by IAMVANCEYPOOTHECALIFORNIAN June 14, 2023
When you take a shit in the shower after a long night of getting pile drived in the anus and then stomp it down the drain
Barry said to Darren "fuck that shit just slid out my ass and then i stomped it down the drain to make tonight's feed"
Darren said "sounds like you just made some prime Californian spaghetti"
Darren said "sounds like you just made some prime Californian spaghetti"
by Bazza the bonglord November 23, 2018
The act of fornication in which a standing male is mating with a female lying face down on a bed. The male puts his hands to his eyes to form binoculars while the female makes annoying bird sounds. When the male is about to climax, he pulls a shotgun from underneath the bed, unbenounced to the female, and fires it into the air as he ejaculates. If done correctly, the female will involuntary deficate all over the bed.
I tricked my girlfriend into making bird sounds while I fucked her from behind. It was so annoying I decided the Californian Birder was the only solution. Though she screamed when I fired the shotgun, she didn't deficate. I'll get her next time.
by Vulch5 September 15, 2015
When two people are about to make out and the thrid person jumps between them and get smooshed by both of the them at the same time.
by Chocolatemuncher May 26, 2019