CAF

Curious as fuck

"tell me a secret, because I'm CAF"

by Mellymel24 July 16, 2017

Caffed

Getting completed and totally falling down drunk. Usually after numerous shots

Went out last night and got completely Caffed.

by Spuddly July 25, 2021

C.A.F-caf

Coughing and Farting at the same time. When one is sick, and coughing up a storm, a fart suddenly slips out.

Man I was so sick I kept caf'ing all day long...

Man did you hear her caf?

Dayum I caf'ed infront of the class!!

I explained to the class what C.A.F-caf was and they started lol..

by BigDaddyErn January 4, 2011

CAF

Abbreviation for "Cash Ambience Factor"

"Cash Ambience Factor" , being the amount of wealth one presents to others. The CAF can be increased by owning jewelry, money, or flashy bling.

1 CAF = $100

Dude those gold tire rims totally bring his CAF up to at least 4.

by KSM184 January 20, 2011

caf

Short term for "cafeteria", as in a high school.

"Where you eating today"
"The caf, I'll see you there"

by SillyStephanie October 20, 2017

CAF

Crazy as fuck
Referring to street people that talk to themselves

Its so sad to see sll the Caf’s in San zFrancisco

by stoneham March 16, 2022

caffuled

being confused (spoken in a childs vioce)

Teacher: any questions?
Student: im rlly caffuled about the exam

by Elaine M. Vogel November 27, 2019