CAF

Crazy as fu*k

Guy 1: Yo stay away from her. That girl is caf!
Guy2: ikr!

by Sk8life April 24, 2017

CAF

Mean Cringy As Fuck

Something so cringe you wanna kill yourself in the most painful way

Man 1: did you see that guy he is sooo CAF

by MeMeBigBoy23232334 March 23, 2017

CAF

Chicks aren't funny

Girlfriend: she just told me the funniest story!

Me: CAF

by Villus April 25, 2017

C.A.F-caf

Coughing and Farting at the same time. When one is sick, and coughing up a storm, a fart suddenly slips out.

Man I was so sick I kept caf'ing all day long...

Man did you hear her caf?

Dayum I caf'ed infront of the class!!

I explained to the class what C.A.F-caf was and they started lol..

by BigDaddyErn January 4, 2011

Caffed

Getting completed and totally falling down drunk. Usually after numerous shots

Went out last night and got completely Caffed.

by Spuddly July 25, 2021

CAF

Abbreviation for Cringy as Fuck. Reaction to someone being extremely awkward or embarrassing. Used especially when someone tries to obtain sympathy, virtue seek, or live vicariously, through made-up anecdotes.

Story-teller: "...They told him that she killed herself and left a note saying 'I killed myself because you wouldn't date me, all because I wasn't your type.' The boy looked at her face and realized she was the most beautiful thing he ever beheld. He fell to his knees and cried 'Why?! I should have given you the chance!' The next day they found him dead in his bedroom with a note next to him saying 'You were right. You are my type. I'm sorry.' If you believe types don't matter, re-post and share this with ten other people or else a ghost will eat your face."
Reply: "CAF..."

by Mimic22 November 22, 2017

CAF

Crazy as fuck
Referring to street people that talk to themselves

Its so sad to see sll the Caf’s in San zFrancisco

by stoneham March 16, 2022