Best Fifa player to exist, doesn’t even need to try, can play anywhere in football has beat Neymar in panna matches before could’ve gone pro but got injured at West Ham trials

That Ryan Burke is the best footballer I’ve ever seen

Ryan Burke by Ryan15673 April 13, 2021

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Ryan Burke

A type of footballer who is forced to play cb because he does not have the ability to play at cb.
Very inseficent in the bedroom and has a very small cock (yet claims urban dictionary said it was massive but that’s waffle) known for timing things he says during fifa poorly

I’d rather have Doherty special card over wan bassaka at 1v1 defending

Such a Ryan Burke thing so say

Ryan Burke by Lucyfrench08 April 13, 2021

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Sylvia Burke

A Sylvia Burke is the most incredible, stunning, loyal and funny person you will ever meet. Every time you talk to or even see a Sylvia Burke you will smile the biggest smile and she will brighten up your day. A Sylvia Burke will always support you and love you unconditionally. If she trusts you, a Sylvia Burke will open up and shine bright and you will see her true beautiful personality. Everyone loves a Sylvia Burke even if she doesn't see it herself.

"Hey look at that girl over there. She is the most beautiful person I've ever seen and she looks very kind and funny"

"Oh that must be Sylvia Burke"

Sylvia Burke by somsoms December 24, 2021

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Aidan Burke

If you see this, you have searched my name,

In conclusion, fuck you

Fuck you, this is and example of when you search up Aidan Burke

Aidan Burke by *not aidan, just a freind September 16, 2022

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