mr. burns

very old and weak powerplant owner and boss of homer simpson

"What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?"

"Why, my good man, you're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari."

"Ex-cellent."

by clevelandsteamer August 10, 2005

The Stupid! It Burns!

A phrase used to describe the sensation one feels when exposed to a highly contagious condition rampant in the general public--The Stupid. The Stupid can be readily identified through illogical acts, writings, or profuse verbal diarrhea. Listening to politicians and celebrities increases one's risk for exposure to The Stupid. The exclamation may be accompanied by the overwhelming urge to facepalm.

Sarah Palin: **insert any sound bite**
College Graduate: "The Stupid! It burns!"

by CrazyChicken January 22, 2010

Burnside draw

The bottom draw in the office desk which contains contraband e.g. grog, porn, form guides, condoms, chocolate, deviant lifestyle magazines and ciggies. Named after the no nonsense cop of the same name off The Bill

Set in the open plan office
Person 1: (quietly) Dude do you have any bourbon?
Person 2: (quietly back)Wait a moment while I check my Burnside draw

by Anecdotal April 11, 2008

Jacob Burns

Super sexy guy rollin' on 9"; probably the most perfect person on earth.

Jacob Burns has a massive dick

by Danielle Perez December 9, 2012

Razan Buresly

This is usually a name of a very kind and smart girl. Her bday is on Nov 26. Razan thinks she’s ugly but she’s cute! Like this if you think it’s true!!!!

-MN!

Person 1: your so like Razan Buresly tdy!
person 2: oh thank you!!!

by yourbestieMN November 9, 2019

go burls

An authentic phrase, straight from the weight room of Tumwater High School, located in TumH2o, T-Town, or Tumwater, Washington. It's my belief that the first use of this phrase was during the powerlift of an illiterate redneck. He seemed to have overheard someone say the word burly in reference to strength. The redneck was intrigued. So at the hardest point during his lift he yelled "Go Burls!!!!!!", Not being able to fully annunciate the 'Y' in burly due to the tobacco in his lip, he immediatley replaced it with an 'S', he single handedly started the "go burls" generation. Many people have gone burls since, and everyone continues to, it has become the slogan of many a Tumwater sports team.

Kelly- Hey man, what are you doing?

Drew- Getting ready to go burls.
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Chris- Sup dude? Did you get your max bench up?

Austin- Let's just say I went burls.

by Vanilla Bitch August 31, 2006

burpsnart

when you burp, sneeze, fart and cough at the same time. Happens once in a life time AKA grown ups 2

BRROOOO I just burpsnarted

by tequilazaddy21 September 10, 2018