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The power of boners

The act of putting your desire to have sexual interaction with someone over top of survival instinct. This can manifest in both genders as undertaking extremely dangerous, stupid or embarrassing acts.

Regularly seen in cinema where characters either do something illogical in order to impress another character or two characters ignore the dangers around them to have a romantic moment.
Person 1: "Dude, why did he run back into the collapsing building he just escaped from?
Person 2: "Hot chick is still inside. The Power of boners"
by LemonySnickets December 19, 2018
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Brown Boxer

This is what you call a fart that usually ends up causing you to change out your underwear.
Adam: "Hey Josh, that fart sounded so loud just now. That is not appropriate for work"

Josh: "Not only is it not appropriate, I think it was a Brown Boxer too....I gotta go!"
by Cheezedadadada November 6, 2010
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Loot Boxes

the absolute worst fucking thing that games can incorporate. it is "the devil's device". It makes it so that you get useless items 99.9% of the time so you can't progress. you must do microtransactions to get past this shit. basically it make you rage so you can pay the devs money.
Ming: Have you gotten anything good from these loot boxes?

Jonaton: Of course not these are fucking loot boxes you're talking about.
by D0G31337 January 30, 2018
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boxer poof

Boxer poof occurs when your pants are ridding low thus forcing you to pull them up which results in you pulling up your boxers as well. After several repeats, you end up with a poof from your boxers.
That thug's got boxer poof.
by ultcraka January 23, 2011
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METAL BOXES

In Dawn of War: Soulstorm, Lord Carron's description of the Space Marine Rhino Transports at the Space Marine Stronghold.
Look, Rhinos. RHINOS! Our enemy hides in METAL BOXES, the cowards! THE FOOLS! WE...we should take away their METAL BOXES...
by Protoss119 February 19, 2009
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Instagram Boxer

A Fighter who has the common tendency to post his/her training in a loud, braggadocio fashion in an attempt to self-boost their own ego and cultivate some clout for his/herself. They are too worried about how they look on Insta rather than in the actual Ring and instead of keeping their head down and working hard, allowing their performance to do the talking in the ring (like most Boxers), they prefer to talk the talk but not walk the walk, only to get demolished inside the ring.
Person 1: "Yo you know EJ? He's such an Instagram Boxer."
Person 2: "I know right! Always posts his 'hard work' on his story but got his ass handed out to him by Xavier last Saturday ."
Person 1: "The ring don't lie, my friend, the ring don't lie."
by SDNonce1331 January 23, 2020
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Crotch boxer

An overzealous Bikini waxer who causes bruising to the region.
Oh my god! I was checking out my wax in the mirror and noticed a huge bruise! It looks like I've been cooter punched!

I'll never go back to that woman--she's a total crotch boxer.
by sassmaster17 July 23, 2010
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