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jolly-bobber

People who are half dancing/half walking very slowly in huge crowds. They constantly change direction and let their pets walk into you at high speed. They are extremely rude and inconsiderate and generally end up barging people out of their way. They get very grumpy when you outsmart them. They enjoy dancing to children's songs, and they especially love the Peppa Pig theme tune.
"Did you see those jolly-bobbers today?"
"Yes. One walked straight into me and shouted at me when they accidentally fell over. I must admit, it was hilarious!"
by AbsoluteDemonSpawn January 8, 2023
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Rubber Bobbers

Rubber Bobbers. Unreasonably large but pert boobs. Like buoys “bobbing on the water.
Look at the Rubber Bobbers on that”.
by OMP August 25, 2022
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Bobber

Someone who is happy to go along with a romantic relationship even if it’s not completely satisfying. They are heavily committed to any partner they have. Bobbers tend to have a series of very long term relationships.
She’s such a bobber, I’m surprised they’re still together, I guess they’re happy?
by Bindihoho July 9, 2023
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Bobber goblin

Type of person who gives oral sex to many different men.
I can't believe you're dating her, she's a known bobber goblin.
by Harshdrummer April 20, 2022
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Bobber

n. A fan of the musical artist "Breaking BoB".
Hey - did you go to the last show? I'm a Bobber for sure!
by ElizabethB2022 May 13, 2022
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Beef Bobber

A highly inebriated male, typified with a loss of speech and motor functions. When presented with a meal, the only option for the Beef Bobber being to face plant the plate and bite chunks at will. This is due to the high level of alcohol stupefication and resultant inability to master cutlery or seek assistance.
Look at the shape of that Beef Bobber
by TCJ&L September 6, 2017
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red bobber

a cup of period blood with a turd floating on the top (like a root beer float)
Leighton: Dude I just had the best red bobber
Jake: What’s that?
Leighton: Period blood with a yummy turd!
by thedictionaire47 February 22, 2025
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