Alaskan Blowfish

To fart into one's "partner's" mouth, causing their cheeks to inflate and mildly imitate a blowfish. It can possibly be done to someone sleeping.

The First Lady LOVES to give the President an Alaskan Blowfish

by EtymaDrums June 11, 2015

Blowfish

A fake bitch

Blowfish are 100% fake they puff up to look big and it's just fake so a blowfish is a fake person or fake bitch 🐡

Your a blowfish

Kyla's such a blowfish

Don't be a blowfish

Fuck off blowfish

by Blowfish April 25, 2016

Blowfish

A chick that gives head while in a pool, hot tub, or jacuzzi.

Dude that chick is a blowfish. She gave me a bj in my parents pool last night

by SlappaDaBassMan March 8, 2015

Cunty blowfish

Dramatic, prickly, full of attitude.
Giving big diva energy, but with bite.

Mallorie is talking to Kimberly and Kimberly is wearing an awesome outfit. Kimberly is very pretty and has a diva attitude with bite. Mallorie says to Kimberly “wow, you’re so cunty blowfish.”

by Kamfj April 18, 2025

The Salty Blowfish

The sexual act in which a man goes down on a woman to suck sperm from her vagina so he can spit it in her face. AKA "THE SALTY BLOWFISH"

The pornstars Jackie Cumsmore and Jimmy spits both won Golden Hole Awards for their roles in The Salty Blowfish Spits.

by Hacktheworld October 8, 2021

Suburban Blowfish

The act of farting in your partners mouth while they give you a rim job to make their cheeks expand, then turning around and pressing both hands to their cheeks to force the air out into your own face.

I was gassy when we went at it last time so I decided to give her the old suburban blowfish to whiff my own brand.

by Happy_Flasher October 1, 2020

Blowfish On A Hook

The act in which two fingers are "casted out" in two ones mouth while performing oral sex on the vagina and blowing inside, then finished with a forceful thumb up the butt

OMG! JOHN IS SO HOT HE HIT ME WITH THE BLOWFISH ON A HOOK AND I SQUIRTED EVERYWHERE!!!

by THE CHOIR October 30, 2025