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Logical bitchslap

To completely overwhelm an irrational thinker with logic, such that they have no choice but to accept the logical truth. A logical bitchslap usually involves one person berating the other over a poor decision and/or thought process.
Person 1: I'm thinking about buying boob implants for my girlfriend...

Person 2: That is incredibly rude and you shouldn't do it. She will perceive it as an insult to her breast size, and not as any form of complement. This can only lead to a strain, if not break, in your relationship. Which will only cause emotional anxiety in either parties. Imagine how you would feel if she purchased a penis enlargement for you. You would most likely take it as an insult to your stature and by extension your ability to perform during coitus...

Person 1: Ok, ok, I get it. Stop with the logical bitchslap already.
by JSchZBetoipi March 28, 2010
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B-More Bitchslap

Very Similar to the Harlem Bitchslap, but the only difference is leaving the condom unknotted so that some of its contents spills on the face of the female on the receiving end of the slap.
by Tigi- tigi-tiger woods ya'll January 23, 2005
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Bitchless

Having no female friends on your little cock
Nate and Connor are bitchless, as always
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Bitchole

Combination of someone acting like a bitch and an asshole. This can apply to either sex! This was derived by an actual husband and wife are having an argument, unfortunately in front of the children. They were both calling each other names, ie; you bitch! you asshole and not realizing how bad they treating each other until their two yr old responds "bitchole"
Quit acting like a Bitchole you Homo!
by sixthsense October 18, 2008
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bitchslut

A curse word to describe someone who disgusts you with their nasty ways of living life.
Friend: Did you hear about Tina?
Me: That she's a nasty bitchslut?
Friend: Yeah, she fucked some random guy the other day.
by Nanami December 28, 2004
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bitchlocks

Usually in female punk and shaved hairstyles, two pieces of hair left on the side of the head above or in front of the ears.
That chick's hair would look a lot hotter with bitchlocks.
by russiangopher September 27, 2006
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Bitchlights

1. The glare or look on a woman's face when you're getting bitched out.

2. A bitch's eyes.
"I looked her straight in the bitchlights... and walked away with my tail between my legs. FML."
by chatti bronor March 21, 2010
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