beating the meat

masturbating

Yeah man so i just in the shower beating the meat.

by Rollerblader April 30, 2003

Cock beating

To masturbate so hard, that it looks like your giving your cock a roundhouse beating.

Man, we caught John giving himself a sick cock beating! i'd be suprised if he can walk today!

by Wrmichael October 8, 2008

beating

A reference for sexual intercourse when the word Fuck can't be used due to your setting or being inappropriate.

Sorry I didn't answer your call last night. I was beating hole.

by blunt but funny January 1, 2016

bill beating

Something that is overtly expensive and not worth the money, hence damage to your wallet. Also known as a "Double B."

I took a bill beating on all those crappy rides at the state fair.

by E Style November 20, 2006

Beating the monkey

Pleasuring one's self near the groin area.

"I found a picture of my ex-girlfriend nude and my mother caught me beating the monkey."

by yungmunch February 12, 2010

Beating the meat

slang term for wanking/masturbating.

'you know what turns your mum on, when im beating the meat'

by Crocombe June 4, 2004

Tahiti Beating

1)Getting motorboated by a woman by her breasts , instead of by mouth

2)Repeatedly having breasts shaken in your face from side to side

Man that stripper gave me a tahiti Beating last night , My face is still sore.

by Darrel Alderman II August 5, 2010