Bavarian Kiss

The act of drinking a beer an then belching in someones face.

While playing flip cup Ken guzzled his beer then turned to his teammate Ira and gave him a Bavarian kiss.

by Darth Sardonic September 20, 2020

Bavarian flashbang

When you cum on a girl’s eyes and you fist her with a empty bottle of Augustiner. Either Pussy or ass doesn’t matter.

She said she loves me, right as she was blowing me. But when I started to give her a Bavarian flashbang , she kicked me the hell out of there.

by Jay zees December 27, 2020

Bavarian flashbang

When you cum on a girl’s eyes and you fist her with a empty bottle of Augustiner. Either Pussy or ass doesn’t matter.

She said she loves me, right as she was blowing me. But when I started to give her a Bavarian flashbang , she kicked me the hell out of there.

by Jay zees December 27, 2020

Bavarian hot rock massage

Like the conventional hot rock massage ,a Type of massage involves the use and placement of heated basalt river rocks on different points of the body it is then used to deep tissue massage by qualified technicians to expertly massage with the use of the stones ,
The Bavarian version has substituted the Rocks for three ( or four ) equally spaced faecal nuggets along the spine of the lucky recipient of the deep tissue relaxation massage .

The Bavarian hot rock massage is a great honeymoon gift to surprise your newlywed partner

by StuBoy February 15, 2022

Bavarian Hang Glider

The act of feeding your partner an assortment of items from Taco Bell before sexy time, inserting a butt plug in their ass, gluing a small paper parachute on it, and putting them in a face down ass up position. Once there, abruptly squeeze their stomach so that the butt plug shoots out of their ass and glides down slowly. Bonus points if it lands back in their ass.

I took Mandy to Taco Bell last night and surprised her with the Bavarian Hang Glider later…

by Squishy_boi May 25, 2022

Bavarian suprise

The act of shoving a Regensburger Wurst up some ones ass while they are asleep.

Person 1: Hey man, how was the sleepover at kyle?
Person 2: not good, he gave me a Bavarian Suprise and now I can barely walk.

by phd.whom June 16, 2022

Bavarian Mudslide

While having diarrhea, you take a shit on someone's chest (preferably a female so the breasts are utilized as a canal) and then the person stands up. Allowing the runny defecate to act as a mudslide, running down the torso.

I was on a cheap domestic beer binge and your mom let me demonstrate a Bavarian Mudslide on her for the party entertainment.

by Trainwrek the Nomad August 13, 2022