Bavarian suprise

The act of shoving a Regensburger Wurst up some ones ass while they are asleep.

Person 1: Hey man, how was the sleepover at kyle?
Person 2: not good, he gave me a Bavarian Suprise and now I can barely walk.

by phd.whom June 16, 2022

Bavarian Nap

When your pets, who normally don't get along, take a nap close enough to each other that you might think they've become best friends.

Awwww, Sunny and Little Girl are both napping on the same pillow! Best friend Bavaria!

Damn autocorrect; I meant Best friend babies!

I'm calling it a Bavarian Nap from now on.

by anonymous November 7, 2022

Bavarian Hang Glider

The act of feeding your partner an assortment of items from Taco Bell before sexy time, inserting a butt plug in their ass, gluing a small paper parachute on it, and putting them in a face down ass up position. Once there, abruptly squeeze their stomach so that the butt plug shoots out of their ass and glides down slowly. Bonus points if it lands back in their ass.

I took Mandy to Taco Bell last night and surprised her with the Bavarian Hang Glider later…

by Squishy_boi May 25, 2022

Bavarian Pretzel

The wrapping up of a female and filling all of her all of her holes by three separate guys, and eventually covering her in your warm sticky sauce.

Lucy had a bavarian pretzel given to her by Jason, Todd, and Alex. Now she can’t even ride a bike!

by Dick McTugNuts September 4, 2018

Bavarian Buttfunkle

Beer cheese in the butt, twist the nuts like a pretzel and get girl to like the hole and suck that pole.

As a reward from a great day of work. Greg received that glorious Bavarian Buttfunkle

by Grundlefever69 June 13, 2024

Bavarian poopjob

The act of anal without emptying the bowels beforehand so that feces gets on the cock and then using said feces as lubricant for a handjob.

Stacy and I got freaky last night, so freaky that she finally gave me a bavarian poopjob.

by HughBalsax May 27, 2024

Bavarian Butt Plug

A raging twat waffle named Brenda who calls everyone gay all the time and rips ass like a fucking mammoth.

This Bavarian butt plug shit herself while popping a squat to drop a nose hair burning ass bomb.

by Texan bastard June 28, 2019