Having to desperately take a shit and the only place around to use a bathroom is Barnes & Noble. Having to take a shit so bad you can't think straight.
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Example: You never graduated college but you bull shitted people into thinking you did and you somehow bull shit them into asking you to speak at a Commencement ceremony for a large and well-respected university.
Example: You never graduated college but you bull shitted people into thinking you did and you somehow bull shit them into asking you to speak at a Commencement ceremony for a large and well-respected university.
by Yep it's me June 16, 2008
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(n.) known for potato days.
full of cheap whores and fine liquor.
taylor trickle is an inhabitant here.
full of cheap whores and fine liquor.
taylor trickle is an inhabitant here.
by daisies11638702935 June 14, 2009
Get the barnesville mug.The John Barnes is a tactical approach to team games or strategic board/computer games. It refers to an attempt by the aggressor to outflank or attack their opponent to the rear, or to infiltrate their defense.
It refers to John Barnes the English footballer who famously rapped a portion of an official England football song a section of which went as follows.
"They will hit you and hurt you, defend and attack. There's only one way to beat them, get round the back"
It refers to John Barnes the English footballer who famously rapped a portion of an official England football song a section of which went as follows.
"They will hit you and hurt you, defend and attack. There's only one way to beat them, get round the back"
When faced with a stout defense from 300 Spartans, the Persian king ordered his troops to John Barnes the enemy thus encircling them with the use of an alternate path.
by Jo Shitbox January 21, 2010
Get the John Barnes mug.Pamela Des Barres (formerly Miller) was born in the right place at the right time. She came into the world as a California native, in the amazing 60's. She loved rock 'n' roll from the moment she saw Elvis Presly. After Elvis, she fell for Paul McCartney. After The Beatles, it was The Rolling Stones. Then a friend of hers introduced her to Captain Beefheart, the first real live "rock star" she ever met. She had fallen for rock stars, and, well wanted to please them. She got what she wanted. She slept with rockstars such as Jim Morrison, Keith Moon, Jimmy Page, Noel Redding, and Mick Jagger, among others.
She had an all girl band, one of the first all girl rock bands, the GTO's. (GTO stood for many things, on of which is Girls Together Outrageosly)
Finally, she settled down with rocker Michael Des Barres. She soon after had a son, Nick Des Barres.
I'm With The Band: Confessions of a Groupie was her first tell-all book. She has written 3 other books, Take Another Little Piece of My Heart: A Groupie Grows Up, Rock Bottom: Dark Moments in Music Babylon and Carved in Rock.
She had an all girl band, one of the first all girl rock bands, the GTO's. (GTO stood for many things, on of which is Girls Together Outrageosly)
Finally, she settled down with rocker Michael Des Barres. She soon after had a son, Nick Des Barres.
I'm With The Band: Confessions of a Groupie was her first tell-all book. She has written 3 other books, Take Another Little Piece of My Heart: A Groupie Grows Up, Rock Bottom: Dark Moments in Music Babylon and Carved in Rock.
by xRaex July 31, 2008
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Leave the Bareskin Gel on top of the night stand & not in the drawer so there will be no fumbling for it during a heated session of make-up sex.
by barecat December 10, 2011
Get the Bareskin Gel mug.Alternative name for the orangutan used mainly in the country of Burma, though also widespread in southern Ontario. Refers back to pre-modern times when it was common for entire groups of orangutans to raid a village and rape the tribes-women.
Do up your belts, boys, this is Burmese Raping Monkey territory.
Look out, Pajesh! It's a Burmese Raping Monkey!
Look out, Pajesh! It's a Burmese Raping Monkey!
by Frank Buck April 22, 2009
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