When one fucks a fat chick at the beach, and proceeds to dip his moist penis into the sand, then putting it back into the vagina, making the seal bark!
German:dude, what's with the hand print across your face?
George: I just got back fromthe beach with Grace... And gave her the Barking Seal! It didn't go well with her
George: I just got back fromthe beach with Grace... And gave her the Barking Seal! It didn't go well with her
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A barking abbey boy is a boy from barking abbey who is always sagging and acts all hard in school. Outside of school, there mum still buys their trousers so they aren’t really the road men they think they are.
by BA SPREAD. October 17, 2019
Get the Barking Abbey Boy mug.a school that goes head to head with eastbury and is full of sweats. the number of chavs there is little but the girl radiate fish smell from their legs. the boys are literal roadmen. the sandringham site is full of pedo kids that rape others. the teachers are all boomers. all in all dont come here. outside by spice box they all buy the same food thinking theyre hard but they aint. the fishy smell comes from the gates as soon as one girl enters and leaves
person 1: whats the fishy smell over there?
person2: oh its just barking abbey
year 11 of barking abbey: the girls are fun to play with tho ;)
person2: oh its just barking abbey
year 11 of barking abbey: the girls are fun to play with tho ;)
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"While getting another beer out of the cooler I was attacked by a barking chicken, the worst part was that I didnt know the Gobbler touched my beer top until I was done drinking it.
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(coined by Perry de Havilland)
"Definition of a 'barking moonbat': someone who sacrifices sanity for the sake of consistency"
-Adriana Cronin
Although the term (often rendered simply as 'Moonbat') is very popular with conservative and libertarian bloggers who appropriately use it to describe the Chomskyite Left, it was always intended as a much more ecumenical epithet and has been correctly used to describe certain paleo-conservative and paleo-libertarians views. (also see idiotarian).
Contrary to some speculation and entries on Wikipedia, Perry de Havilland has stated it was was not originally a play on the last name of George Monbiot, a columnist for The Guardian, as he was using the term long before he met or had even heard of Mr. Monbiot.
(coined by Perry de Havilland)
"Definition of a 'barking moonbat': someone who sacrifices sanity for the sake of consistency"
-Adriana Cronin
Although the term (often rendered simply as 'Moonbat') is very popular with conservative and libertarian bloggers who appropriately use it to describe the Chomskyite Left, it was always intended as a much more ecumenical epithet and has been correctly used to describe certain paleo-conservative and paleo-libertarians views. (also see idiotarian).
Contrary to some speculation and entries on Wikipedia, Perry de Havilland has stated it was was not originally a play on the last name of George Monbiot, a columnist for The Guardian, as he was using the term long before he met or had even heard of Mr. Monbiot.
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