Mr. Barker

The best, funniest, most helpful and caring Math teacher you'll ever meet. He constantly makes jokes during class, and you end up laughing even though you've heard them quite a few times before.

Students: *walk into class*
Mr. Barker: "Good morning, ladies and jellybeans!"
Students (in unison): "Good morning, Sir!"

by Turnip Guy30 November 26, 2020

sydney barker

Sydney barker is a chode

Sydney barker hates everyone

by terrold Volkswagen Jetta November 5, 2020

ma barker

A concealed carry gun

"I got a Ma Barker in case the deal goes south".

by Wiki_notta November 7, 2020

Bob-Barkered

Having your pet spayed or neutered.

I got my dog Bob-Barkered yesterday, no more puppies for her!

by Mahr-Vehl June 30, 2017

paige barker

A girl who swallows pure saussage but makes up for being a sket with her nice bum.

I meeting a paige barker later

by shimskyi September 14, 2016

Cara Barker

Cara Barker is a weirdo. She is a Post Malone fan and surprisingly has a lot of friends. Cara likes memes

Tom: Hey Cara Barker!
Cara Barker: Hey Tom!

by maybellinemaybe July 14, 2018

Johan Barker

Johan is the type of guy who would do the homework for you if you asked kindly.

Johan Barker can you help me?

Yes of course share the document with me!

by Barkerlover123 December 13, 2021