barge capping

Barge Capping is when an rather large or should we say massive lady has a thing we like to call an apron that when her rainhead suctions to a man’s or woman’s limb and not only barges it’s way in but it coats the area like a cap !! Barge Capping!! This sexual activity does hurt the other person because of the sheer gerth of the massive lady’s big box doing this technique.

Pete turned down Belinda when she asked if she could barge capping his thigh !!!

“Shit man I got barge capped to the fucking maximum last night by big box belinda and it was fucking the most moist suction pleasure I’ve ever received to my thigh” Pete Said !!

by ShadieCracktivities May 14, 2022

barge rage

The idyllic canal of Britain have become to crowded and with that come the barge rage. A hark back to the days of the British empire, these baby boomers want to live as there great parents did and smash some shit up, rape and pilage when they can't find a spot a London dockyard even if it is a British on British crime.

Look at those two gammons going at it, bit of the old barge rage. What's the point, a boat is a as expensive as a house up north in London.

by anon.gcfgv755r December 31, 2022

onion barge

A selfish fat girl who no one likes because she’s nasty and greedy as fuck

Ew look over there it’s the onion barge

by May 17, 2023

Turd Barge

A term used for an individual who deserves to be compared to a floating peice of shit.

Will: "Ted must be manstrating, he is acting like a real turd barge today"

by Laflamablanca18 May 23, 2018

charge barge

When someone enters boisterously.

He charge barged into the bedroom thinking that I was cheating that night.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

cider barge

A “Cider Barge” is a Bristolian term for the large local woman you wake up with after a particularly hard drinking session.

Amongst mates at the pub: Harry: "Stan, that pub last night was great, but the cider gave me a stinking hangover..."

.. pause ... Stan: "Well, I got hit by a cider barge..." Harry: ".... You'll need this, then. Drink up."

by Monsieur_TMA1 April 16, 2023

Barged

Barged - Slang - (v.) To move an apartment on to a shipping barge without alerting the tenant

My friend was barged last night. Didn't find out until this morning, when he found himself in the middle of the Atlantic.

by bobson538 November 20, 2015