by xanaduflipper February 22, 2021
Get the Bargsmug. Two or more extremely attractive guys who are at a minimum 7.5 out of 10. In this scenario, there are no token sub-5's or guys who pass with just their personality. This concept has risen in popularity in the 2020's with the rise of mog culture.
Chad Barging is pretty easy to spot. They command whatever room they're in without trying. Women are instantly drawn to them, and nobody disagrees that they're a group of panty droppers. Men are split with Chad Barging as they will either respect and aspire to be like them or show pure hatred and disdain for them. Other men instantly might call them the G word because they have no other insults.
Picture it, a crowded gym at 7:30 PM. The sudden scent of Axe, peripherally chiseled chins, manicured flowy hair, and West Coast bro accents draws your attention. One of them is surely wearing crocks but nobody calls him out because he's sort of untouchable. They know they're hot and don't mind being noisy, though if they accidentally run into someone they pardon themselves with a "my bad, bro". They closely choose their circle because they, too, can be easily mogged. So they make it all about aesthetic. Taking their shirts off and all flexing in front of the mirror mid-workout is an essential part of Chad Barging. This takes place in the locker room, or even right out on the floor.
They know they peak before 30 so they live it up and party hard.
Chad Barging is pretty easy to spot. They command whatever room they're in without trying. Women are instantly drawn to them, and nobody disagrees that they're a group of panty droppers. Men are split with Chad Barging as they will either respect and aspire to be like them or show pure hatred and disdain for them. Other men instantly might call them the G word because they have no other insults.
Picture it, a crowded gym at 7:30 PM. The sudden scent of Axe, peripherally chiseled chins, manicured flowy hair, and West Coast bro accents draws your attention. One of them is surely wearing crocks but nobody calls him out because he's sort of untouchable. They know they're hot and don't mind being noisy, though if they accidentally run into someone they pardon themselves with a "my bad, bro". They closely choose their circle because they, too, can be easily mogged. So they make it all about aesthetic. Taking their shirts off and all flexing in front of the mirror mid-workout is an essential part of Chad Barging. This takes place in the locker room, or even right out on the floor.
They know they peak before 30 so they live it up and party hard.
Man. Look at that those guys Chad Barging. They can get any girl they want. Should I approach and ask them their secrets? Let's begin mewing right away.
Daisy, don't be obvious, but there's some serious Chad Barging going on at the juice bar. Love the blonde one, I wonder what his IG is. OMG stop me!
Brodee, your cheekbones are looking stellar - you must be on a kickass diet. Come Chad Barge with us.
You missed a wild night out last night bro. Branson and Coby met us at Binky's and we did a total Chad Barge! It was fire! Hoes couldn't keep their eyes off us. Hope you can make it next time!
Daisy, don't be obvious, but there's some serious Chad Barging going on at the juice bar. Love the blonde one, I wonder what his IG is. OMG stop me!
Brodee, your cheekbones are looking stellar - you must be on a kickass diet. Come Chad Barge with us.
You missed a wild night out last night bro. Branson and Coby met us at Binky's and we did a total Chad Barge! It was fire! Hoes couldn't keep their eyes off us. Hope you can make it next time!
by ChadElk88 May 20, 2025
Get the Chad Bargingmug. by ilikeminors May 1, 2022
Get the Barg Yarg Inardmug. My friend was barged last night. Didn't find out until this morning, when he found himself in the middle of the Atlantic.
by bobson538 January 27, 2016
Get the Bargedmug. by Laflamablanca18 June 8, 2018
Get the Turd Bargemug. A “Cider Barge” is a Bristolian term for the large local woman you wake up with after a particularly hard drinking session.
Amongst mates at the pub: Harry: "Stan, that pub last night was great, but the cider gave me a stinking hangover..."
.. pause ... Stan: "Well, I got hit by a cider barge..." Harry: ".... You'll need this, then. Drink up."
.. pause ... Stan: "Well, I got hit by a cider barge..." Harry: ".... You'll need this, then. Drink up."
by Monsieur_TMA1 April 16, 2023
Get the cider bargemug. by anonymous May 17, 2023
Get the onion bargemug.