Epic Banter Fail

A particularly disgusting phrase implying any of the following:

1. 'Epic banter' has just failed.
2. 'Banter' has just failed in an 'epic' way
3. A fresher tried to use every word they just learned at university in one go and ironically suffered an 'epic banter fail' themselves.

NB: NEVER say this.

John: "Last night was epic!"
Sophie: "Yeah, so much banter!"
Alison: "No, last night was a fail!"
Fresher: (panics) EPIC BANTER FAIL! *cough*

by pianofortepianoforte January 3, 2011

Bantonio Banteras

A man who is good looking, well dressed and possesses the gift that is good Banter. Named after the original Antonio Banderas.

'he's a good looking kid isn't he'
'yeah mate, really funny lad aswell'
'bloody hell nice threads too, triple threat, Bantonio Banteras.'

by Bantonio Valencia January 9, 2014

Banter club

A club being made fun of and embarrassed by a trash club.

Chelsea lost 2-0 to Brentford, they are such a banter club

by Triumvirateof April 26, 2023

power outage banter

Unusual conversation with family, friends or neighbors after loss of electricity following a big storm or natural disaster. Starts innocuously then devolves into random talk driven by nerves.

After the lights went out, I spoke with neighbors I never even met. The power outage banter started with what happened, then ended-up with weird and unrelated topics. Now we just smile a little when we see each other.

by yes juanito yes October 28, 2014

bantercat

a word used to describe one who kills the banter.

dave: ah man remember how funny that was.
bill: ahh yeah that was hilarious
cedric: (attempts to re- enact hilarious moment)
Dave & Bill: fail, you f**king bantercat.

by hayzooz May 8, 2010

For Banter

A term used by students in Sale, Greater Manchester when answering most questions.

It is used as a reason for an event taking place.

It can only be defeated by one thing: "Anti-Banter".

Not to be confused with 'For Pussy'.

"Why did you finger-fuck Allie Cambridge?"

"For banter."

by Doe-G March 13, 2010

Wiffy banter

To exaggerate the banter/joke that was made.

Jacks trousers fell down, Wiffy Banter!

by Samuel The Goat February 21, 2018