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Marching Band Withdrawal

That time period after marching band season when you don't know what to do with your life. It usually begins towards the end of November, leading to weight gain due to the upcoming holiday season and lack of regular exercise that one had previously.
Man, I'm having serious marching band withdrawal right now. I don't start my homework on our old rehearsal days until 9.
by Forevermusicgirl December 1, 2013
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Allergy Marching Band

An organization welcoming people who blow their noses loudly during class or in other public places resembling sounds made by various band instruments including trumpets, low brass, and woodwinds.
"Dude, Matt blew his nose so loudly he could have joined the Allergy Marching Band."
by Yu Ann Noyme March 3, 2009
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Show me a band

Something people say when they want someone to prove they have money
(specifically $1,000 aka a band)
Bro you broke as shit

Im not broke

If you not broke nigga show me a band
by kashkount March 31, 2023
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marching band

1. A large group of people that are all family, but they all date each other.
2. They are ALL perverted. Every single one of them.
3. Just because the football players don't play at halftime, it doesn't mean they aren't in the band.
4. What happens on the band bus, stays on the band bus.
5. It's not just walking around...glide stepping, traversing, crabbing, you come try it.
6. The place where drummers backs will never be the same (especially if they are tenors or bass).
7. Your arms get tired of holding up that horn.
8. Attention or laps are punishment. I'd rather do laps.
9. Just one more time means at least 4 more.
10. Uniforms: sometimes comfortable, sometimes not. Hats: annoying. Poor tubas don't have to wear them.
11. The pit is hard. Even though they don't march, they still play.
12. Snare, tenors, bass, cymbals, marimba, suspended cymbal, cowbell, xylo, bells, chimes, claves, tamborine, etc.....every drummer has to know it all.
13. Trombones. They do it with a slide.
14. There are guys that play clarinet and flute. It's not just a girl thing.
15. There are girl drummers. It's not just a guy thing.
16. Drummers hit it because they like it.
17. This one time, at band camp....
18. Your band director talks perfectly normal, but when he yells, he does it with an accent.
20. The drum major is horrified when they get on the podium for the first time. It's a little scary up there.
21. Halftime IS gametime.
22. The band DOES pay attention to the football game. WE even have out own little cheers.
23. Those long bus rides are killer that's why if you're a girl you sit with a boy you like and snuggle up.
BAND TEN HUT! BAND HORNS UP! 1,2,3,4

FORWARD MARCH!

Dude, the marching band's new uniforms are awesome!
by stopdissinthebandyo September 18, 2008
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a band

A band is another way to say one thousand dollars.
by DivaBlackRRose May 8, 2016
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waist band hero

The act of taking ur boner/partially erecteed woody and cautiously sliping it into ur waist band of ur shorts to eliminate the sticking out of the wang. ***very helpful in a group seetting 2 avoid awkwardness -- (usually the go-to guy in terms of the boner evasion)
*Not necessary if your wang is 2.5 inches or less*
In a quick moment, they had to stop hookin up and run Hence, the girl got up and told Peter to get up
--however--Peter didn't want that lonely boner being evident so he called out to the Waist Band Hero and she never knew
by wingman of the isolation September 17, 2006
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backdoor shenanigans

Term used to describe homosexual intercourse.
Trent often partakes in backdoor shenanigans with as many men as he can find.
by omg i am wtf uber November 5, 2006
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