Reinstate bail

An neo progressive idea so radical that it eliminates smurglaries.

We want to punish people who engage in smurglaries. We need to reinstate bail so that smurglaries will deprive itself of oxygen

by Sexydimma January 12, 2022

Bail-den

Agreeing to an event or function well in advance and leaving it until the last minute to cancel, subsequently fucking up your friends plans. Usually sent via non verbal means and comprising of multiple but equally pathetic excuses

Mike: Think I'm going to have to give tonight a miss mate. I'm shattered and I don't think I can really afford another night out this week as I'm meant to be putting a deposit down on a house next week. Could maybe do the pub at the weekend though.

Adam: Classic Bail-den.

by Baghead November 28, 2012

Rail and bail

The definition this sentence is time to rail some random daughter and time to escape right after you've done it

1. Are your ready for this party? At the end of the part let's just "rail and bail"

by tufs October 6, 2021

pre bail

To set up an escape route for an upcoming event or function that you're not sure if you'd like to attend, but don't want to rule out completely.

I had to pre bail on my grandma's birthday party and told my mom I had a headache in case I can score a ticket to see Death Cab.

by Corrie Nichols August 28, 2006

Beard Bail

When you get gum stuck in your beard and you have to shave it off to get rid of the gum.

Bob: Dude I just blew a bubble so big that when it busted I had to do a beard bail.

by Slow Company 7th Battalion April 23, 2010

Bail Fail

The act of being caught when you are trying to bail.
Failing to get out of a situation in time.

After banging my hot girlfriend last night, I was trying to climb out of my girlfriends window when her mom walked in. It was a bail fail.

by Willyumm-port city baby. December 22, 2008

bail whale

n. (bail-wail) a. Someone who leaves when they are needed.

Tim: Hey, John, can you help Harold and I move the furniture while you're here?

John: No, dude, I think I left my oven on. I have to go.

Harold: Your friend is such a bail whale.

by -Angel- July 16, 2011