Bus Flow

A type of graffiti-writing style present in San Francisco; namely, the San Francisco public transportation system. It is the act of tagging with a particular style on a San Francisco Muni Bus that blends with the pulse of the bus ride. It's not called Bus Flow for no reason; you gotta have rhythm. Takes a lot of practice and hard work to master. Very illegal as graffiti is a form of vandalism.

Graffiti takes dedication and hard work; some people takes years to even realize what Bus Flow is.

by SF Muni March 14, 2010

Bus Crush

That crush you have on the girl/guy that you see on the bus each day but never talk to. Whether going to school or work, they are the best part of your daily commute.

The biggest obstacle is finding something worthwhile to say and strike up conversation. Plus, there's always a bus full of people to watch you crash and burn if things get awkward.

"Man, there's this gorgeous blond girl that I see on the bus every day. I'm always tempted to talk to her but I'm worried I'm going to look like a douche in front of a busload of people if things don't go well. She's definitely my bus crush."

by Lito8886 March 31, 2010

Bus-scheduled

The morning after sex you provide your partner with nothing more than a bus schedule to get home.

I totally bus-scheduled this chick last night. I slept with her, and in the morning sent her on her way with a print out of the bus schedule.

by Holden Iroquois August 10, 2008

Bus Jibber

The 7'0, 400-lb quarterback of the Sarasota Seamen. According to legend, he was conceived when his mother cheeked the tailpipe of a school bus. The bus then drove away, never to be seen again. Because of this, as well as the struggles of being half-vehicle, Jibber had a difficult time finding an identity as he grew up. His only place to escape was on the football field. However, he persevered and now lives a happy life as a pro football quarterback.

Bus Jibber is great at trucking. Of course, that's because one of his distant relatives is a truck.

by RamRancher20 January 30, 2021

Bus Pants

They are pants one wears over one's regular pants when one sits on bus seats that other people have previously sat on.

This term was first seen on an episode of The Big Bang Theory titled "The Bus Pants Utilization".

Sheldon: All right, I suppose I'll go put on my bus pants.
Leonard: What the hell are bus pants?
Sheldon: They are pants one wears over one's regular pants when one sits on bus seats that other people have previously sat on.

by Mr. Oxford Comma January 7, 2011

Bus em in

When inner city kids are brought out to camps in the county, they "bus em in."

John: "Hey, where did all these little minority kids come from?"
Jim: "They're from the city, they decided to bus em in for the day."

by Jared Russo September 11, 2007

Bus 62

The bus that doesn't fuck around. It stops for absolutely nothing (except paying customers) and will get you to your destination on time (come hell or high water). Has been known to travel through piles of dead babies, bicyclists, small cars, and the occasional puddle".

Guy 1: "Fuck, that's a huge puddle."
Guy 2: "AHHHHh the welfare office closes in 10 minutes."
Driver: "Alright time's up Bus 62 let's do this Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy JJJjjjjjenkinsss!!!!!!!"

by Terrified Bus 62 passenger September 8, 2011