slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy

is the act of giving someone such head on a couch it literally bounces up and down

guy: hey dude my girl vanessa gave me super hard slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy that there are now marks on the floor!!!!1!1!
other guy: who is named vanessa nowadays

by slumpybumpy April 16, 2024

Goosey bumpy

Sex

Hey darling, fancy some goosey bumpy tonight?

by Lokkhdkydkdykd July 31, 2019

Hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas

Snorting cocaine off of a prostitute's anus.

I was up gambling all night after hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas.

by POWDER MONKEY March 16, 2025

Snuggle Bumpies

When your girlfriend is snuggling on top of you and it turns into sex.

She wanted to snuggle but it turned into snuggle bumpies.

by ProfSnuggles April 15, 2016

hump-bumpy

A rest stop area where gay men go to have anonymous sex.

Damn, I'm horny! I'm'a get me down to that hump-bumpy for a lil' bumpin'!

by straightup61 February 11, 2010

Bumpy ben

This is a man

He kinda gay must be a bumpy ben

by Jesus 😉 September 18, 2025

bumpy keys

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard people touch because they want to type "fjfjfjfj" or just because they feel good.

"ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, let me touch them!"

by FishLUL April 24, 2025