Big Chief Brown Bottom

No one's going to read this, but it's one of Kelso's nicknames on That 70's Show.

Oh really, Big Chief Brown Bottom

by PurpleValkyrie June 7, 2018

Jim Brown

Any sexual position that requires a sizeable penis to be performed correctly.

I wanted to give her the Montreal Screw Job, but that's a total Jim Brown. I don't have enough dick.

by Dr. Hannah August 6, 2017

brownback

screw yourself over with your own statute and then smear fecal matter all over another person's back for sexual enjoyment

Gov. Brownback got brownbacked when he tried to defend his law allowing discrimination against LGBT citizens.

by jon stewart's other wife February 11, 2015

my brown

your brown is somebody you have known for less than a year but they have changed your life so much

person 1: your my brown

person 2: your my brown too<3

by girl in red<333 April 11, 2021

Maria Brown

The perfect girl. Nuff said.

"I am madly in love with Maria Brown!!!"

by asldfjwnvsoidfioewj November 19, 2012

browncappin

Browncappin is when you got to take a shit so bad that the round end of the turd starts poking out your asshole, usually accompanied by skidmarks in the underwear. I guess the first person seeing this happen up close thought it looked like there was a cap on the asshole. Some places in Maryland it is also considered a derogatory declaration aimed at someone. I mean, if somebody yanked down their drawers and browncapped you, how would YOU feel about it? Getting "browncapped" is plenty good reason to kick somebodys ass.

1) Man, I browncapped the ol lady last night and the ho threw a friggin lamp at me..... crazy biatch.

2) I was stuck in traffic this morning on the beltway for 2 hours. I was browncappin so bad that I had to pinch one off in a McDonalds cup.

3) Baby, keep on bitchin, you gonna mess around and get browncapped if you don't watch yo mowf.

by Ezeerider October 10, 2004

Brown Brian

Much like a Wet Willy only instead of a finger, one uses an elbow, and instead of the ear, the desired target is the anus.

If someone claims to have pulled this maneuver, it is often custom for a person within earshot to recite the jingle of Red Robin, though replacing the "Red Robin" with "Brown Brian"

Jef: Yo so this person from my intermediate jogging class tried to give me a Brown Brian last week...

Noah: Brown Brian...YUMMM!

by Andj87 August 10, 2010