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BRONSON

Bronson is a prick he will be ugly and stupid though the prettiest girls will always fall for him he is not intelligent at all
Ugh Bronson failed his test AGAIN
by Cookies for life November 1, 2019
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playing it bronson

"Playing it Bronson", (like the contemporary, "Playing it Bogart") comes from the movies, specifically the Death Wish series, where Bronson's steel will, unrelenting but silent rage ultimately shows through in a slow burning flame inching up a fuse until an explosion that is violent, quick and dirty.
"I could see that dude was playing it Bronson until he smashed the other guys face and crunched his dick with his boot in a matter of seconds."
by TheRealDelirum August 22, 2018
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Bronson

A Bronson is someone who is dashingly handsome, who typically has the biggest boobs in the room, despite being a guy. A Bronson Ellis has the unique ability to turn any girl he dates gay. As soon as they say yes the gayness starts.
Man, he really pulled a Bronson huh, both of his exes are gay now.
by Datin someone out of my league November 25, 2021
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bronson hartley

wierd dude but messed not smart but super good at ballin
He is there noep ethats bronson hartley
by !@##$$$$$$JDJDJDJD February 5, 2018
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Bronson

Bronson is a name for a guy SUPER into hockey, also really has a big crush on the Ford Bronco.

Bronson’s usually are blonde, but super super sweet and nice to be around. Sometimes you just wanna keep a little Bronson around you at all times!

Being a Bronson comes with responsibility of being friendly with everyone and anyone at that. You could be the most shy person in the world and Bronson could bring out the happy social butterfly in you.
Person: “Why are you so happy today?”

Me: “Because I have a Bronson!”
by Aluminumbutts December 10, 2021
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Bronson

Someone who is sooool annoying that they won’t shut up about either memes, Minecraft, or some other stupid thing. They are super butthurt all the time and constantly bitching about their life if there’s even a tiny inconvinience. They never work out and are kinda dumb. They always act retarded and cry when you even say one tiny little thing. They start being really annoying to you and then when you confront them they act like you’re soooooo evil
*is playing any instrument*
Bronson: *starts ruining the song you’re playing and making weird noises*
You: hey dude stop that Is playing something
Bronson: heyyyy stop being so mean it’s not like I was doing anything wrong I was just playing an instrument stop being such an asshole you’re so annoying waaaaaahwaahwahhhh
by Nobody is a Bitch December 19, 2019
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Bronson Juice

The accumulation of piss, sweat and underwear fluff that accumulates under ones foreskin after not showering for a week. Resembles blue cheese fermented with picked onions.
Can you smell that?

Yeah dude, what is it ?

Jim's dick, it's definitely Bronson Juice
by Dad's Undies May 31, 2023
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