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Brocks are usually short, and often have light blonde or red hair colour. Brocks typically have no personality, and generally are the cronies of a bully or just a plain annoyance who follows people around. Brocks are usually actually very smart in their own way, but are typically the kind of kid that your mom tells you to be nice to.
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Ted: "oh my gosh brock wont stop following me"
Brock by Whack Lad4000 December 13, 2020
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brock is just another word for asshole. brocks usually have a small dick. they dont know how to treat a girl right. they most likely will cheat and lie to their girlfriends all the time! you do not want to be with a brock. they break girls hearts and just dont even care. sometimes they'll break a girls heart and then hate them for no reason at all, and make the girls life a living hell. brock isnt that good of a friend either. sorry to say, but you dont want a brock in your life.
ashley: how was it like going out with that brock kid?

cassie: a living hell.
brock by crystal mchottness July 3, 2011
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1. a male who has dark skin, spiky hair, falls in love with any female that walks by despite the fact that his eyes are always closed

2. the president of the united states
brock by anon843920011 September 1, 2009
used to describe somebody who is socially awkward, and has difficulty in talking to people of the opposite sex. He is usually black, perverted and strangely attracted towards individuals with facial hair. this person likes jumping and riding on motorcycles. constantly sexually frustrated.
"i was casually walking down the street one day when a brock came up to me and grabbed by beard!"

"hey you'll never guess what! that weirdo guy just tried to groope me! what a Brock!"
brock by loneshark194 March 31, 2011
Omg i just figured out that my boyfriend has a brock. Kill me now!!
Brock by mista me June 19, 2011
aw I just dropped a brock

Jeez I'm so constipated, I'm all brocked up!
Brock by Lemmy2010 May 1, 2010
Absolute assbag. He is the human equivalent of a flaming garbage can. He likes bbc, and has a very small peepee
Who is that white guy in those Adidas sandals? Oh, its Brock...