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A heterosexual. A carbon footprint enhancer. That group of humans most responsible for global warming, deforestation and a depletion of the ozone layer. A propagator.
In addition to being Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin is a prolific breeder.
breeder by maximo hudson January 27, 2009
A heterosexual person. Formerly, this was an insult used by the gay community; it is now mostly used by straight people in a lighthearted vein to (mistakenly) show that they are down with gays and familiar with the culture.
Hey, we're throwing a barbecue next Saturday, and we'd love it if you could come. That is, if you don't mind hanging out with a bunch of breeders all day! Ha ha!
breeder by Branddobbe March 20, 2007

breeder flick 

a film for straight people dealing with relationships.
see chick flick
breeder flick by spoony June 4, 2003
a fat hillbilley who has mutiple kids and is overweight. one can usually find a breeder around the 1st of the month at wal-mart cashing thier ssi checks, using thier food-stamps and or planning thier next accidental child. it is a rule among breeders that they are all related to kid rock and willie nelson in one way or another
man on cell phone: yes dear i picked picked up the red mini blinds i am just waiting on a fat breeder to pay for her groceries.
wife on the phone: what is taking so long?
man on phone: well this cow is trying to use her food stamps to but a pack of smokes, o great now she is going through all 11 of her kids to see which one knows the pin for her food stamp card. wait she found it, its tattooed on her right thigh, right above her kid rock tat
breeder by bobzombie January 10, 2009

Breeder Couple 

a term referring to a straight couple, usually used by gays
Eh, that breeder couple really needs to get a room. I dont wanna see them make out. >.<

There is this really nice breeder couple that lives next
door, which is kinda weird considering this is the gay district.
Breeder Couple by xcupcakexmassacrex December 18, 2008

Homo Breeder 

An lgbt ally that pairs one or more of their gay friends with the only other gay person they know.
"Jenny's really nice but she tried to set me up like five times. She's such a homo breeder."
Homo Breeder by Big cheesy B June 12, 2018