Breakfast Club

Purdue University tradition, people line up at the bars saturday morning waiting to get wasted before goin to tailgate to get more wasted. All in preperation for some good 'ol boilermaker football

Are you hittin up the breakfast club tomorrow, of course then i'm gonna watch the boilers kick the crap out of Akron
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Boiler the FUCK up!

by dmbcorona41 September 24, 2005

Breakfast in China

1. a euphemism for sex with a hot Asian.
2. Dinner in America.

1. "Yeah, tonight I'm gonna have Breakfast in China at my apartment."

2. "Yeah, tonight I'm gonna have Breakfast in China at my apartment. Alone."

by Sheep and Bunny March 28, 2009

breakfast loop

When food loses its meaning for someone, either in terms of personal taste or social habit, under the condition of a general inability to find meaning in anything in the world, then one enters the absurd world of breakfast loop. Every meal all through the day and night appears to be your first meal of the day, as if you involuntarily respond to a long period of hunger or tiredness, while you have no conscious appraisal of hunger, food or time. A breakfast loop is very different from splurging on food or bulimic tendencies. Quite the opposite. It rather often accompanies monetary constraints or immigration melancholy, where one cannot eat what one likes eating, yet for the sake of a faint memory of the necessity of nutrition, maintains a tenuous relationship with food. A breakfast loop is tragic, not pathological.

Pandu: What are you eating Chaman-from-India? Do I notice ham and stolen raisin? At this time of the day? Suddenly?

Chaman: We are in this extortionate land of Western Europe, or are we in U.S.A?, Pandu-my-roommate-also-from India! Cold place, cold meat, cold salad, dry bread, cold again. I am in a breakfast loop!

Pandu: As long as you can send some money back home, Comrade!

by moul May 14, 2014

Breakfast Wrap

When your wife or girlfriend wakes you up in the morning by straddling your head and sitting on your face wrapping your chin, mouth and nose deep in her wet lady bits.

Hey broooh. You might want to wipe off your face before the sales meeting. You still have Krispy Kreme glaze all over it.

That's no donut glaze braaaahhh. My girl gave me a breakfast wrap this morning and I didn't have time to shower.

by Eaton Holgoode January 3, 2016

breakfast esports

A shit team that lost to Numbani warlords. Most egotistical team i have ever seen. Leader is a wet whip beta male

Me: You heard of Breakfast esports
Friend: Yeah they are trash

by Bxxcn February 5, 2021

Breakfast Toaster

A breakfast toaster is a sexual act occurring the morning after. In the morning, around breakfast time, you flip your significant other over on their stomach. Then you proceed to rub their buns with vaseline and light them on fire. Hence a breakfast toaster.

Dude, I totally gave Lydia a breakfast toaster this morning! I loves my buns toasted.

by GangstaaNate September 13, 2010

Breakfast pouch

A pouch of fat that hangs over the pants of a female. Said to be caused by the over-eating at breakfast that morning.

Did you see Emily's breakfast pouch today?

Ya i hope she never wears that shirt again.

by x2GiRlSx1xJPx March 8, 2011