cack brace

An object that is adhered to a crooked dick in hopes to make it straight.

Foreigner: "Dude my cock is crooked. But, it bends upward so maybe thats how I hit the G spot so wel!"

Duder: "No dude, that's fucked up. You need to get a cack brace on them shits."

by westfalia January 19, 2010

Paying for the braces

Pretentious bars and/or pubs that sell ridiculously overpriced "craft" beers. Usually staffed by Hipsters sporting mock 1920's uniforms including braces.

Tried out that new bar in town last night. Won't go back, I was just paying for the braces.

by MonkeeMagic October 15, 2015

Jesus Brace

n. Colloquial, Possibly Australian

See also oh shit bar

Found in automobiles, but appear to serve no purpose other than
a) assisting corpulent persons and/or people to alight the vehicle
b) grabbing on to in times of a potential accident to brace oneself, i.e driver exceeding the speed limit

So called for one of two reasons
i) person grabbing the 'brace' praying to their respective deity to avoid the accident, being an english term this is most likely to be a christian, hence use of 'Jesus'
ii) person audibly exclaiming 'Jesus!'in the same situation as above

In absence of a bar, may also be referred to as a 'Jesus Strap'

Jim clutched the Jesus Brace as his brother went drifting through the mountains Initial D style

by andrewfx51 April 3, 2009

cum brace

This is when you cum on a girls teeth and it completely covers their teeth without entering their mouth. best applied with a spoon.

1a) can i give you a cum brace girl?
1b) yea sure, just dont get it in my mouth!

by Kempo September 22, 2006

boston brace

Pure evil. Used to treat scoliosis, or curvature of the spine, usually worn 23 hours a day. Waist to bust full plastic, the straps on the back will rip holes in everyone of your favorite shirts, and pants are next to impossible to find, only good thing is that it provide protection if you were to get punched in the stomach.

Girl: God i hate wearing my boston brace
Guy: Oh suck it up it cant be that bad
Girl: you try being wrapped in plastic 23 hours a day no matter how hot it is out
Guy: Oh.

by ~bracechick75~ November 19, 2011

Neck Brace

Medical appliance worn arround the neck of dehydrated patients.

Please put a neck brace on the patient in 216 before he falls through his asshole and hanges himself!

by vernon dutton May 12, 2004

tortilla braces

when biting into a burrito or wrap, and tortilla shell completely sticks and covers your teeth in a brace-ish manner

"One bite in and I already have tortilla braces!" I exclaimed angrily while picking tortilla off my teeth.

We went out to Qdoba which was a huge mistake because when she smiled, she had tortilla braces. Gross!

by Schanedawg November 5, 2013