• Poacher of Pastries
• Slayer of Fakes
• Destroyer of every soul unfortunate enough to face her on the soccer field
also low key a vampire
• Slayer of Fakes
• Destroyer of every soul unfortunate enough to face her on the soccer field
also low key a vampire
Arabidopsis Control: Oh my glucose, is that Kaitlin Bower?! We need to get out of here!
Arabidopsis Variable: *wheeze* I-I can’t do it, son... I don’t know what they’ve been putting in my water but it ain’t easy on the cells. *wheeze*
Arabidopsis Control: No! I can’t leave you behind! I won’t just let my dad die!
Arabidopsis Variable: Just *cough* just go on without me, son. Enjoy the next 3 weeks of your life in peace.
Arabidopsis Control: M-maybe you’ll be ok? She’s only supposed to be weeding today, s-so maybe you’ll just be relocated.
Arabidopsis Variable: Do you remember the last time she tried to weed us?! Did you forget the September massacre?!?! Just face it, son, im a goner...just go...
Arabidopsis Control: b-but maybe-
Arabidopsis Variable: GO!!!
Kaitlin Bower: *snaps*
Half our Arabidopsis: *dies*
Arabidopsis Variable: *wheeze* I-I can’t do it, son... I don’t know what they’ve been putting in my water but it ain’t easy on the cells. *wheeze*
Arabidopsis Control: No! I can’t leave you behind! I won’t just let my dad die!
Arabidopsis Variable: Just *cough* just go on without me, son. Enjoy the next 3 weeks of your life in peace.
Arabidopsis Control: M-maybe you’ll be ok? She’s only supposed to be weeding today, s-so maybe you’ll just be relocated.
Arabidopsis Variable: Do you remember the last time she tried to weed us?! Did you forget the September massacre?!?! Just face it, son, im a goner...just go...
Arabidopsis Control: b-but maybe-
Arabidopsis Variable: GO!!!
Kaitlin Bower: *snaps*
Half our Arabidopsis: *dies*
by Desbrett November 25, 2018
Get the Kaitlin Bowermug. A very egotistical, selfish person who will do anything to belittle others and make them feel upset. They’ll usually use racist and homophobic language to insult people and are very judgemental.
by Xavier rocksella February 21, 2024
Get the William phoenix-bowersmug. The #1 candidate for the Class of 2018 student council. Loves long strolls on the beach and puppies. Especially puppies.
by gretch.bow May 29, 2016
Get the Gretchen Bowersmug. me: yall know cayden marie bower?
some flop: no girll whos that?
me: some girlie whos better than jewjew macaca!
some flop: no girll whos that?
me: some girlie whos better than jewjew macaca!
by slayayyyy October 12, 2022
Get the cayden marie bowermug. William (will for short) is an extremely selfish person. Whenever you’re around him he will always judge over people on the way they look or how they aren’t as good as something as him. If you ever meet William phoenix -bowers, stay far away because his largely egotistical, selfish personality is not something most people would want to be face to face with.
by Xavier rocksella February 21, 2024
Get the William Phoenix-Bowersmug. Henry Bowers is the most hottest guy from It. I mean for me if he says i will carve my name onto your stomach i will let him do it, i mean he is a leg opener for sure.
"I will carve my name into your stomach!" please do henry Please please please <3 I mean it henry bowers
by Ihavetoomanyphases December 17, 2024
Get the Henry Bowersmug. 