Oh my bonkers

When something catches you off guard and you have no idea how to express your emotions.

friend: My cat died today.
you: Oh My Bonkers!!

by bunnyfox' July 26, 2021

bloumtous bonkers committee

people whom have very large bonkers very similar or the same as mommy milker

hey tom that girl is part of the bloumtous bonkers committee

by bloumtous bonkerscommiitee July 9, 2022

I have bonkers

If your parents are out. And you have the house to yourself, you have bonkers.

"I have bonkers to night so I will throw a party."
"I have bonkers come over."

by eswn September 4, 2020

Stone bonker

A person who by over consumption of cannabis is reduced to talking utter rubbish or making non-sensical statements even while not neccessarily being under the influence of said substance. Person who speaks as though they regularly use cannabis even though they may not.

Stone Bonker: If Princess Diana had been a stronger person she would have survived that accident.

You: You're a complete stone bonker.

See stoner

by Jodders September 29, 2009

bitches gone bonkers

when all the high school girls start talking shit behind each other’s backs.

also used by the acronym bgb

Hey Keisha! I heard you said Sophia was talkin’ shit.
Yeah, bitches gone bonkers...

by Lil Thong October 14, 2019

that's absolutely bonkers

Used by anime - loving/band kids who spend their time on discord trying to say this phrase.

Person A: Yo bro you hear about ur mom cheating on ur dad
Person B: That's absolutely bonkers bro

by Grammar Error August 14, 2023

Bonker

Someone who bonks a dog on its head with a baseballbat.

He gave that dog a big ass bonker.

by Bonk_ January 7, 2022