Boner

Half ate chicken leg in KFC that people just hang around sometimes.

People commonly find them in the morning because of the night before or when they hang out and kiss their homies goodnight or when they hug god Shinno.

"Oh I have a boner"
-Seunghwan

by hugokancer666 October 23, 2018

Boner

When your banana rises

I think i'm having a boner

by Entye February 18, 2019

boner

What men get when they see something sexual

men have 206 bones but when i see u 207
boner

by baize the cazza March 16, 2020

Boner

Boner, a dumb action or idea.

He pulled a BONER thinking it would be funny to jump off the roof on to his car.

by Professor151 February 26, 2018

boner

slang term for any sex, male or females, sexual arousal towards the opposite sex or same sex in which they are attracted to. For men, it's a literal term of course where the penis becomes physically stimulated and aroused. However, it can also be used in the sarcastic sense like for women, its a term or phrase meaning shes "hot" for a guy or "wants to do him badly".

The only reason why i let Stephen get away with being an asshole to me is because I still have a freak'n boner for him.

by girlnextdoorxjbx April 3, 2008

Boner

1. An erection.

2. A convenient way to describe anything long and hard.

1. "I have a massive boner."

2. "Dude, this day is boner."

by The Navas October 28, 2013

boner

6. A massive erection also known as; stiffy, tent pole, throbbing bellend, hard on
1. Something pele doesn't hav
3. Something you get just as you reach the bus stop
2. the brunt of many jokes

6. "Waaay! Check out my purple headed yoghurt slinger... ITS MASSIVE!"
"Nice one Corey .. porriiiiiick"
1. *Showering* "ay Pele let us see your erect penis"
"sorry lads, i cant get my johnson up, i have erectile disfuctions"
3. *Bus stopping* "fuck sake!"
2. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
'Cus he had a boner

by harold the prick January 14, 2008