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Bohemian Sheek

After picking hot dog crumbs out of his beard, Dathious Jones the third of hempshire was feeling quite Bohemian Sheek.
by Dathanious Jones III March 14, 2022
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bohemian blasphemy

a type of foreplay for advanced students
him: "babe, the entirety of my genitalia is pointing towards your mekka!"
her: "bebe, my tittays, my crotch, my nose, my toes, even my eyelashes are directed towards your jerusalem."

(they sing bohemian blasphemy together and run away)
by Krkič April 14, 2019
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bohemian bootycall

The act of taking one's cell phone and putting it on vibrate, then stick it in someone's anus, then call the phone.
My Ex-Girlfriend always liked having Bohemian Bootycalls...
by ifknloveswat June 12, 2014
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Bohemian Wristwatch

An extremely vigorous back handed masturbation performed by a wife on her husband while he is still half asleep
I was dozing off when I asked my wife what the time was. You can imagine my surprise when she produced the bohemian wristwatch
by Lord CJ Smythe the 1st January 6, 2021
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A Bohemian Rhapsody

A song that if the beginning notes were played in a room full of a certain generation, most could sing the rest of the song.
by Terrobyde November 4, 2020
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Bohemian Hemorrhinkle

When you urinate blood onto a girl's prolapsed vagina.
"Man, my girlfriend totally let me fuck her so hard last night her cunt went inside out, then I had to pee so she punched me 15 times in the nuts then let me do the old Bohemian Hemorrhinkle on her twat!!!"
by suckinspongebobs June 6, 2020
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bohemian rhapsody

The most overrated song of all time that brings confusion to men why the world would love such a song written by a group of homosexuals.
Have you heard Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen? I don't know what the world sees in that song to make it the BEST SONG EVER... or to even a GOOD song.. its just a bunch of gay choir boys singing. Is the world turning gay?
by wawaweewah July 24, 2009
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