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Bobcat Syndrome

(n.) The experience when one meets a potential partner one time, then fantasizes and obsesses over that one person even though no further contact is made between the two persons. This can progress to the point where the person can go months without any contact with the other person, but still obsesses over the memory of the initial contact.
Example: "Hey Billy, I still can't get my mind over Bonquisha!" "Billy, it's been over four weeks now. I think you have Bobcat Syndrome." "Oh darn!"

(For further reference and information, see "Bobcat Goggles")
by TimJongUn May 10, 2016
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Bobcat Boner Blunder

This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.
1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night

2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it
by Soggy sack December 18, 2017
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Bobcat driving

To sit between two men with a stiffy in each hand push into and pulling each one as if you were driving a bobcat.
When on the bench seat of the work truck Jay loved bobcat driving Paul and Troy
by BGS '94 July 4, 2018
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Bobcat Nap

When one sleeps on their back with a knife or forearm clutched closely to their chest in anticipation of a predator awakening them.
I got real tired on my camping trip so I took a quick bobcat nap.
by elgrandechungus June 11, 2022
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bobcat quickie

a place to eat when hungover if you attend the college of Texas State Univeristy.
by the guy with many names February 3, 2023
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Bobcat Skid steer

A tractor, aka a Honda fit with a front loader with tracked wheels depending on what type you have. These little machines are used in many fields like building and construction sites, quarry fields and the agricultural places. However due to their size, they can be very dangerous to drive especially when the front loader is full and it’s lifted. Causing imbalance and a risk of tipping over

⚠️ Warning! When operating these skid steers make sure you are wearing a helmet due to the risk of these machines to tip over⚠️
Lily: hey why are you at the hospital.

Greg: just visiting a co-worker who was injured today.

Lily: omg what happend 😱

Greg: well he was operating a bobcat skid steer on the jobsite with its front loader full of dirt and as he was loading the dirt onto a truck, and how he turn left it loss balance and then it tipped over. We Told him to use the JCB 3CX backhoe but he didnt use it. That’s the reason I will never operate these Honda fits with tracked wheels and buckets, those things are deadly
by EMD F59PHI August 14, 2024
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Bobcat Boner

The sensation you get in your pants when operating a Bobcat.
Jason is operating the bobcat moving dirt. He must have a Bobcat boner.
by Miller Perry November 17, 2023
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