Joel Birch Complex

A two year cycle of 'accidentally' overdosing despite definitively claiming to the world you've made it out of bad habits for good.
Itsuki: I thought Onigiri said he was clean and recovered for good? How did he end up in hospital for the seventh time this decade?
Agito: Fuck! That's his Joel Birch Complex on full display!
by heeeyyjohnny December 19, 2023
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wyley birch

wyley birch is a ghetto block where teenagers run it. This is located in the area erdington(erdz) B23 they are associated with newtown(b19) Aston(b6) and the most notorious olders kstiggz (stiga) And ndott19
person 1: have you been wyley birch before?
person 2:no but i heard it’s ghetto and teenagers run it
by Rk #6TSA November 03, 2021
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robert birch

Some cunt that works at a very underpayed place. Calles people Pickel Boy. in his adult for he might be even mightier than Optimus Fusesed with Donald.d.trump. (will die as virgin)
Accquiers as yungling his masiv shlong wich he will use to deffend him self in CSGO.
"oh shit is robert birch run before he will fuck ur mom with his BOOMSTICK?"
by dickSchlongBiG September 08, 2020
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Alex birch

Gets sucked off by rhian everyday and she can't deny it or she is big gay and wants to fuck Lewis
Alex birch is gay
by Epic forntjtensjsj March 01, 2020
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Birch

Absolute fucking zyn lord Mfer be in science class with Pablo Escobar and still doing more coke than him. Gaslighting champ of the year women don’t speak to him unless he text first. Either a dope ass guy or a huge asshole
Guy 1: did you see birch in class today?
Guy 2: he was buzzing like a be

Guy 1: he’s literally osamzyn Ladin
by Eder’s future wife October 12, 2023
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Birch

Lady boy lover and all round good guy x
Rip It Up
‘My names birch. Show us your tits
by JamieCrick November 22, 2021
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Birch

Birch is the nice way of calling your friend a bitch.
You: sup bro
your friend: sup birch

Or...
Your Friend: Ohmygosh did you hear about Britney?
You: spill the tea
Your friend: She is such a birch........
by That Bish November 28, 2019
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