Birch

Absolute fucking zyn lord Mfer be in science class with Pablo Escobar and still doing more coke than him. Gaslighting champ of the year women don’t speak to him unless he text first. Either a dope ass guy or a huge asshole

Guy 1: did you see birch in class today?
Guy 2: he was buzzing like a be

Guy 1: he’s literally osamzyn Ladin

by Eder’s future wife October 12, 2023

Benji Birch

A bent man with small wood who gets ordered around by bell. Benji Birches also tend to be drained mentally due to their autistic nature such as barking at people as a way to seem more dominant despite their smaller stature and small wood.

Stay away from him, I heard him barking earlier. He's probably a Benji Birch.

by Young Boy Bluejay December 9, 2023

Birch

When autocorrect refuses to let you cuss and corrects "bitch" to "birch".

Birch, you playing to much!

by skkeet2k17 December 14, 2017

Tom birch

He is an old brittle malnourished pedophile.

Omd why is that scrawny Tom birch dead on the road

by Bradley salmon September 11, 2020

Birched

When you black out from drinking and usually wake up in a room or house that isn’t yours.

“Dude did you hear about Sean he drank so much and Birched last night”

by 802gang February 18, 2021

Joel Birch Complex

A two year cycle of 'accidentally' overdosing despite definitively claiming to the world you've made it out of bad habits for good.
Often followed by remarkably hypocritical acts. Such as imposing penalties that apply to others, but not to yourself.

Itsuki: I thought Onigiri said he was clean and recovered for good? How did he end up in hospital for the seventh time this decade?
Agito: Fuck! That's his Joel Birch Complex on full display! He told me he wanted to kick Kazu out of the team for the same thing!

by heeeyyjohnny March 28, 2025

Birch

A women with very big and pointy nipples. You can most likely see them through her bra

Man one: Look at that birch over there
Man two: look at the size of those

by Daddy pig boys June 18, 2021