Billsexual

A sexuality which involves being straight but also being attracted to Billie Eilish.

"Bro, Billie Eilish is so hot, she's my crush"
"Are you gay"?
"No, I'm Billsexual"

by I PostedThat November 8, 2019

Buffalo Bills

An NFL team that must delight in torturing their fans with near playoff caliber teams. Known for prodigious amounts of talent, but with either a weak link or dream-shattering crises of confidence.

The Buffalo Bills would be great if Trent Edwards could show a little more heart, or if Turk Schonert could call a game worth a damn.

by Spaghetty December 19, 2008

bailes

Metric unit of weight for objects that are black. Instead of using the previously known unit ton, bailes can be used in place to describe unnaturally large objects.

Ethan: "Oh dang, did you just see that UPS truck?"
Joe: "Yeah, black as night and it must have weighed over three bailes."

by motown master February 18, 2010

to pay your bills on time

to do things right/correctly/the way they are supposed to be done/ when they they are supposed to be done the first time around, so as to avoid either having to redo the same job twice or suffering other unpleasant consequences (such as literally not paying your actual bills on time and having to pay late fees).

son (crying, with a piece of ungraded homework in his hands) Dad, why the hell is this composition of mine on The Great War not even graded? And why did the teacher just shove it back in my face with out even bothering to look at it.

Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, i would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ca laisse a desirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bacle afaap out of my line of site and rewrite your homework.

by Sexydimma October 26, 2012

big pimpin with small bills

a crackhead with a large stack of ones in his hand, a junkie who fronts large but really aint got shit, someone who tries to buy shit off you and ones you to death, a wad of money with the largest bills out, the bills happen to be fives.

yo that bitch was thought she was big pimpin with small bills, too bad she belly up.

by goon March 11, 2004

Ebay Pays My Bills

A delusional state.

When an eBay seller thinks they are earning a living selling on eBay. But they are not.

He says Ebay Pays My Bills, but he's sweeping race tracks to make ends meet.

by ebay_multiname January 21, 2011

Buffalo Bills

single handedly the coolest football team in the NFL. Lost 4 straight Super Bowls in the 1990's. But the more important thing is that they MADE IT to 4 straight Super Bowls....and people still say that they sucked. Lets see the Dolphins or Patriots make it to 4 straight.

Oh yeah, they had OJ Simpson playing for them as their star player too!

JP Losman in 2005 all the way!

The Buffalo Bills are the only team in NFL history to make it to 4 straight Super Bowls.

by falconbox530 May 24, 2005