Sugar beets

Synonym for a man's (not woman's) testicles.

The penis is okay--I just don't know what to do with his sugar beets.

by Shelbicious2010 February 6, 2014

beet in the can

An Idiom from New Zealand referring to a woman that is pregnent.
Similar to a bun in the oven. Only upsidedown.

Lotti told her husband that she had a beet in the can

by Kiwi Thunder November 26, 2013

Beet Skeet

To leave a place you are at and go someplace else.

"Lets beet skeet it outta here! The fuzz is here!"
"What?? Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are here?? Where??"
"I said THE fuzz, not Hot Fuzz!! dumbfuck!"

by Wildfira May 1, 2008

beet

sexy tall ripped af man

beet as a hooman is sexy af

by k kiwi February 16, 2021

Beet

An endearing or joking term you can use in place of bitch

Ex: You are talking to your sisters in front of your mom and don't want her to get annoyed for saying the B-word, or talking to friends in front of a teacher

You look devious as heck, beet
Sup beet, did you do the homework?
Mom said you had to feed the dogs beet

by Tori DaREIDA April 22, 2022

beet up

Put a beet up smb's ass, literally or figuratively. Also can be a noun phrase, "get a beet up smb's ass". A new way to say "kick ass". If you get a beet up your ass, you get beeted up, i.e. fail at smth drastically.

- What's up dude?
- Hooked up with a chick, but got a beet up my ass: threw up all over the place and passed out.

by Nerdy Bastard May 30, 2017

Beet

My friend

Oh yeah I’m friends with beet

by Hdownwnofosjnqkwkfndkkkqnnqjw April 22, 2021