is it because i'm black?

When expelled from an area for bad behaviour, this phrase is said by Ali G fans who wish to mock those who play the race card. Note: this is to be used for comical effect by white people.

Speaker:"The MP for Staines is to be removed from the house"


Ali G:"Is it coz i iz black?"


--probably misqouted from ali g indahouse

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

Because he's black?

The first thing most people will ask if you say some black person looks like a different black person or is like another one.

Person 1: Hey, that looks like Morgan Freeman!

Person 2: Because hes black?
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Person 1: Wow, slam dunk. like mike.

Person 2: Because he's black?

by dodongo56 December 4, 2010

because fuck you

another way of saying "because I felt like it"
Usually used when describing something that could've been done more practically.

I disconnected the natural gas input from my stove and lit it on fire because fuck you.

I needed to walk five blocks to the library, so I stood on the back of a semi-truck going the same direction because fuck you.

by Herpderpdederp October 27, 2012

Because im black

A sentence used by african americans when they don't get what they want.

Tyrone: Hey Jeff, come meet me up at the ball court, lets shoot some hoops G.

Jeff: Nah dude i can't, sorry man.

Tyrone: Oh, i see how it is. It's because im black, isn't it?

Jeff: Yep.

by Sperm Filled Cock July 19, 2009

Because I'm Jesus

How Jesus sasses the Pharisees or makes them stfu

Pharisees: "Can you stop claiming to be God!"
Jesus: "No, I am God because I'm Jesus"
Pharisees: "We hate this guy so much"

by ImHell666 May 30, 2018

It's funny because it's poisonous!

When your tripping real shrooms and some guy you dont like is tripping the bad kind of shrooms.

I hope your not laughing because this is my 1st time tripping shrooms.
No bitch it's funny because its poisonous.

by Matt Fox February 28, 2005

because you're asian

The assumption that all asian people share one cultural experience.

You know kung-fu because you're asian.

Why? Because, you're asian.

by MattPDX January 2, 2009