Social Band-Aid

A policy, program, or collective act that is meant to cure the ills of society, but usually falls well short of achieving it's goal by failing to understand the root of the problem.

Our goal is not only to provide the necessary food to those without, as that is applying a social Band-Aid to a very grave issue. We are committed to education and raising awareness, creating a new methodology for ending hunger.

by endlesst0m384 February 21, 2009

Sexually Active Band Geeks

The group of band junkies who either spend way to much time with the opposite sex, probably in the band room, or have watched way too much American Pie. The boys can often be caught sticking their junk in the Oboe or constructing a complex diagram of the choreography for their next competition thingy. The girls can be seen playing their saxophone or "blowing the flute," which they bring a whole new meaning to.

Sexually Active Band Geeks: "This one time, at band camp, I stuck my flute in my p***y."

by jfiehgrvhiuve May 20, 2013

Sacred Band of Thebes

An army comprised of 150 pairs of homosexual lovers. The army won every battle until it was finally defeated by Philip of Macedonia and his son Alexander the Great. When Philip saw the lovers dead side by side, he wept and said, "Perish any man who suspects that these men either did or suffered any thing that was base." He then buried them with honor. Plato wrote about their code of ethics.

"If there were only some way of contriving that a state or an army should be made up of lovers and their loves, they would be the very best governors of their own city, abstaining from all dishonour, and emulating one another in honour; and when fighting at each other's side, although a mere handful, they would overcome the world. For what lover would not choose rather to be seen by all mankind than by his beloved, either when abandoning his post or throwing away his arms? He would be ready to die a thousand deaths rather than endure this. Or who would desert his beloved or fail him in the hour of danger? The veriest coward would become an inspired hero, equal to the bravest, at such a time; Love would inspire him." Plato: "Symposium"

by Calad Sigilon April 20, 2004

high school band

1. hell
2. the best time you can ever have

the high school band i was in is amazing.

by michele is cool May 30, 2006

steve miller band

One of the best rock bands of all time. Known best for their song The Joker

Radio Host- and now the greatest song ever, by steve miller band...THE JOKER

I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sunnnnn
Im a JOKER, im a smoker, im a midnight toker!
I get my lovin' on the run

by jordan dewald May 24, 2008

Yonder Mountain String Band

A fantastic, fun bluegrass band. Much more like a jam band than a country music band.

What was he playing out of his window yesterday? Sounds like a fresh twist on jam bands.

He was listening to Yonder Mountain String Band!

by thedeadpoint July 12, 2006

Shag band

A shag band is a bracelet made of rubbery plastic. Usually worn by grungers and punks. If you snap someones you need to do whatever that colour accords to.

black-sex
blue-blow job
Pink-flash
yellow-big hug
purple-kiss
clear-whatever snapper chooses
Green-fingering
glow in the dark-sex toys
glitter-girl chooses
Indigo-Hand-job with blowjob
orange-petting

also see jelly bracelet

by nellysmelly January 12, 2005