Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!
by BonesTheWendigo July 30, 2021
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Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.
Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!
by grandpahomewrecker August 07, 2021
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Banana Split

When you are have sex with a woman and you spread her legs, put your dick in her vagina and stick a banana in her ass.
“Omg Rebecca, I heard that you and Chad did a banana split last night, you a fucking freak!”
by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025
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Banana Split

Pretty girls that don't know how to close their legs.
Chris : Hey, your dating Olivia?
Jeff : Yeah. What about her?
Chris : Lol, She's a banana split!
by Http.les April 07, 2015
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banana split

when a lady opens up her legs and pushes out a banana with ice cream and a Cheri
wanna banana split from steak n shake ?
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Banana Split

When a dick cums in between your boobs
by emynset July 19, 2019
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Banana Split

The action of one male sticking his dick into another mans dick-hole.
Wow he sure did give me a good banana split aye?
by Marty McDicks February 27, 2017
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