A game where two or more people fill ten gallon containers with horse seman,pig seman,feces,Don Julio, red paint, marijuana honey mustard, toe nail clippings, cough syrup, cinnamon, luarys seasoned salt, methamphetamine, bublé sparkling water, period blood, urine, sweat, glass shards, contaminated Lake water, and bacon bits.The players then dump the mixture on a ping pong table with the Austrian flag painted on it. The players must then give each other rainbow kisses, and then whoever lasts the longest wins and must kill the other players with a luger pistol and wait till their body's begin to decay,then with the assistance of an unwilling third participant, munt the losing players while all of Graduation by Kanye West plays on JBL speakers specifically ten feet away from the body.
Me Anthony and David played some Austrian table tennis last week after we jumped at the community center.
by anonymous January 28, 2025
Get the Austrian table tennismug. An Austrian Cleaning Crew is when you hire a male stripper to dress as a slutty maid and clean your house.
by Mafoohoo April 27, 2025
Get the Austrian Cleaning Crewmug. Similar to roasting a pig on a spit, an Austrian Piglet is the act of putting one on a spit over a fire, while preceding to go down on both front, and backside holes.
Yo bro, me, Devon, and Gabe were hanging out last weekend and we gave Devon an Austrian Piglet. He was practically begging for it!
by poocheesie March 25, 2024
Get the Austrian Pigletmug. Person 1:Yo Jimmy what happened to Fritz? (Fritz was a nickname for Nazi POW's in ww2
Jimmy:I Austrian Painter'd him.
Person 1:Oh lord.
Jimmy:I Austrian Painter'd him.
Person 1:Oh lord.
by Paxso-Africano March 8, 2024
Get the Austrian Painter'dmug. the act of taking a pistol made before 1950, handing it to an elderly individual with Anemia and Parkinsons, and putting them onto a Sybian anally. Slather the individual with honey, tell them shooting the gun once every 15 seconds will make it stop, and turn the sybian on high. It is preferred the individual setting up the action is behind something bulletproof and the victim/partner is in a public location.
"Did you see on the news? Jim got angry about his exam grades and did the only thing he could, went into a park and did the ol' Austrian Bumble Bee."
by Bandit I guess March 21, 2020
Get the Austrian Bumble Beemug. The sensual act of decantering luke warm water into one's partners mouth and continuing to dip your testicals into their upturned opened mouth as they gargle your balls like a testicuzzi
by Bartek. January 8, 2024
Get the Austrian minstermug. A half-orgasm
Origin: Once upon a time my history teacher said that the Austrians got half orgasm when the germans invaded
Origin: Once upon a time my history teacher said that the Austrians got half orgasm when the germans invaded
by tthe.antt May 25, 2022
Get the Austrianmug.