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Austrian Bumble Bee

the act of taking a pistol made before 1950, handing it to an elderly individual with Anemia and Parkinsons, and putting them onto a Sybian anally. Slather the individual with honey, tell them shooting the gun once every 15 seconds will make it stop, and turn the sybian on high. It is preferred the individual setting up the action is behind something bulletproof and the victim/partner is in a public location.
"Did you see on the news? Jim got angry about his exam grades and did the only thing he could, went into a park and did the ol' Austrian Bumble Bee."
by Bandit I guess March 21, 2020
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Austrian Painter'd

Being forced to kill your self
Bc Uglydolf Nastyler (or Adolf Hitler if your dumb) killer himself
Person 1:Yo Jimmy what happened to Fritz? (Fritz was a nickname for Nazi POW's in ww2
Jimmy:I Austrian Painter'd him.
Person 1:Oh lord.
by Paxso-Africano March 8, 2024
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Austrian table tennis

A game where two or more people fill ten gallon containers with horse seman,pig seman,feces,Don Julio, red paint, marijuana honey mustard, toe nail clippings, cough syrup, cinnamon, luarys seasoned salt, methamphetamine, bublé sparkling water, period blood, urine, sweat, glass shards, contaminated Lake water, and bacon bits.The players then dump the mixture on a ping pong table with the Austrian flag painted on it. The players must then give each other rainbow kisses, and then whoever lasts the longest wins and must kill the other players with a luger pistol and wait till their body's begin to decay,then with the assistance of an unwilling third participant, munt the losing players while all of Graduation by Kanye West plays on JBL speakers specifically ten feet away from the body.
Me Anthony and David played some Austrian table tennis last week after we jumped at the community center.
by anonymous January 28, 2025
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Austrian Cleaning Crew

An Austrian Cleaning Crew is when you hire a male stripper to dress as a slutty maid and clean your house.
My cousin’s 13th birthday was boring so I hired an Austrian Cleaning Crew for her.
by Mafoohoo April 27, 2025
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Austrian

A half-orgasm

Origin: Once upon a time my history teacher said that the Austrians got half orgasm when the germans invaded
Damn that gave me an austrian!
by tthe.antt May 25, 2022
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austrian wienerschnitzel

A phallic reference jestingly used in the company of gentleman.

Noobs are often suggested to consider imbibing the aforementioned subject, for austrian wienerschnitzel cures hunger in homo sapiens that require sustenance.

om nom nom is the sound of someone taking austrian wienerschnitzel inside their mouth.
I say, good sir, you appear famished. Might I suggest, my good fellow, that you remedy your hunger by consuming this large austrian wienerschnitzel. Om nom nom. Much better, wouldn't you say?
by slinksblinks September 22, 2016
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Austrian minster

The sensual act of decantering luke warm water into one's partners mouth and continuing to dip your testicals into their upturned opened mouth as they gargle your balls like a testicuzzi
Babe can you give me an Austrian minster
by Bartek. January 8, 2024
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