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australian rules football

According to a study by Sydney's Macquarie Univerity, you are more likely to get stabbed going to one game of Aussie Rules a year, than you are if you go to a nightclub every Saturday night for a year.

Thankfully the AFL-friendly media here in Australia manage to do a good job of covering this up.
Person1: Dude, Michelle got stabbed yesterday!
Person2: Thats what you get for taking her to the Australian Rules Football.
by Ben Digo April 30, 2007
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Australian Handy

A handjob from behind but instead of just reaching around you come from "down under" between the legs.
Last night Miranda gave me the best Australian Handy.
by Osmosis Jones 2012 July 31, 2012
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Australian teabag

When you shove your ballsack in someone's ass while they are upside-down (specifically inside the rectum)
This Sheila asked me to Australian teabag her shitter and now my ballsack tastes like ass
by Xx_Keith69_xX July 18, 2019
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Australian Internet

Error 404 not found.
Please connect to any other internet but Australian Internet
by Missilemanfucker202 June 22, 2020
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Western Australia

A place in which one can truly call home, with it's sandy interior and white sandy beaches this state is great
by Legitaussie 🇦🇺 January 24, 2021
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Australianism

A mannerism or slang originating in, or widely used within Australia.
Due to the Crocodile Dundee movies, many people mistakenly believe, "Throw another shrimp on the barbie" to be an Australianism. In fact, in Australia, shrimp are known as prawns; and snags or steak are more likely to be associated with barbeques.
by Simone84 March 11, 2008
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Australian Fast Bowler

Someone who bowls a yorker on the Australian cricket team. Also saves many lives.
"Look! It's the Australian Fast Bowler!"
by B.Lee April 4, 2003
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