Aspen Avalanche

A sexual act where a women is doing cocaine off of an erect penis. Before she can do the next line the man will insert is coke laden penis into her anus causing it to go numb and lose control of her bowels causing her to shit her pants.

She was so into the Aspen Avalanche that I went through a whole eight ball last night.

by jdyno718 September 2, 2010

Aspen

Aspen is a beautiful intelligent young lady she always make people feel like their at home. Aspen is alaways by herself but only speak when spoken to, she always surround herself with good energy. She’s quiet when she first meet you but very outgoing when she finally knows you. Aspen is always smiling.

Aspen is so thoughtful dont take her kindness for weakness

by Strawberry139 December 20, 2018

Aspen

Aspen is my dog and she’s fucking adorable

“Is that aspen, your dog?”
“Yeah”
“She’s fucking adorable!”

by CheesEBaLlS December 15, 2019

Assenav

A seemingly ditzy or lost girl. a woman so different she must be an alian, a backwards flying butterfly

You can't get pizza at Chick-fil-A, what are you an Assenav?

by schmedley johanson II October 4, 2008

assential

Combination of "ass" and "essential" together. Having a physical characteristic that makes a person's ass the best part of the person.

(tongue in cheek) Her assential qualities make up for her lack of personality.

by doradothedog May 19, 2010

Aspen

Aspen is the type of girl that almost always has a smile on her face. She has the prettiest eyes and hair. She is so perfect💜. She can be the saddest on some days and then then have a bright shining smile the next day. She will love you unconditionally no matter what. She accepts the flaws of others. She is very intelligent and hardworking. But DONT forget about that rockin' body of hers!😍🙏🏽 She is gorgeous in every way possible. She loves every little thing about nature. She is just perfection at its finest!❤️

Mike: Wow, did you see that Aspen girl?
Kent: Yeah, she was stunning!

by sweetheart4537 July 4, 2017

asspennies

Noun, Pennies of US currency that have been in the rectum of someone voluntarily placing them there, and then returning the soiled pennies back into active circulation. Very anarchist/chaotic, but uncivil and immature.

"Jerry just paid that lady at the gas station with 2 of his asspennies.

by TSquent January 15, 2008