asshat

When a person gets to a level of agitation that requires the person to tell the agitator to wear their ass as a hat.

Agitator: Hey dipshit! How does it feel to know you're a crack baby!?
Agitated: Go fuck yourself with a cactus asshat!

by Dr. English D. Fuckerupper September 26, 2014

asshat

When a person has exceeded the measurable levels of fucktardal asshatery. Their level of stupidity is clearly noticeable when they enter any room. They clearly have their head neck deep in their own ass.

Jesus Christ, Tom is such an Asshat.

by Scottokelley March 31, 2017

asshatting

To place one's ass upon another person's head. This is usually used when aggravated, or when one is being an asshat, hence the name. Verb: to asshat.

Person 1: "John just spilled my drink!"

Person 2: "What are you gonna do about it?"

Person 1: "Give him a good asshatting?"

by munleymunleyandcartwright May 25, 2012

asshat

An ambiguous "emoticon" seen by some as a heart and others as asshat.

Is this a love letter, or a brush off to an asshat:

---------
Jake,

I guess you know how I feel about what happened last night. See you around!

<3

~Gina

by misinterpreter October 06, 2006

asshat

that little tatto chicks get right above their buttcrack usually called a tramp stamp

did u see taras new asshat i hope she didnt pay alot for it

by douschebaghater June 27, 2009

asshats

1. Absence of any form of political authority.
2. Political disorder and confusion.
3. Absence of government; the state of society where there is no law or supreme power; a state of lawlessness; political confusion.

Asshats is a secret goatse worshipping cult.

by Mer May 29, 2004

asshat

The formation of shit that completely fills your ass crack as you dump in your pants while sitting. The compressed turd creates a hat for your ass.
A person who would best be described by comparing to the above.

Timmy extruded a massive asshat in his diaper.
Joe is such an asshat.
That was a real asshat move.

by howman December 12, 2008