Archie 

I little shit who always fucks everything over.
He is really fat and dumb often has brown hair brown eyes and wears bright colours like yellow and orange. He is also a wood duck and a fucktard.

Archie a fat fuck

Archie by Tegehebd May 7, 2019

Archie 

An absolute chode takes it up the bum by his mum also like a good pounding on his sister and absolute chode

That guys such an Archie

Dan: I know he fucked my sister

Archie by Archie’s mum June 9, 2018

Archie 

A stupid prick that does everyones heading

*archie hums*
Reast if the class:SHUT UP!!

Archie by Dinosaur06 March 17, 2019

Archie 

1. A Snake
2. Never trust an Archie
3. A poison Venomous Snake
4. Sweaty Slithering Snake
5. Snitch

Don't trust an Archie, he's a snake

Archie by Ballerboi03 April 7, 2016

Archie 

Archie is an adorable human being. Tall af, loves sports and Faveruite lesson is probably geography. He has a group of friends which he would protect with his life. Oh and he doesn’t have a problem with fighting anyone either

Person 1: oh have you seen Archie?
Person 2: oh yeah he’s over there playing rugby, football and cricket all at the same time
Person 1: well that’s Archie for ya!

Archie by MaskedMentom March 19, 2020

Archie 

Tall, blonde, most Archie’s are gay and like it up the bum, Archie’s like tall brown haired men much older than them, his favourite position in bed is a spit roast, Archie’s tend to sleep around and is normaly the bitch in the relationship, Archie’s are party animals and get a buzz out of being bitchy

Pip: ooh look at Archie over there dancing

Joy: I wouldn’t, he likes to sleep around

Pip: maybe I’ll go for joey

Archie by Cheekybum1990 June 1, 2018

Archie 

He has a big forehead. He likes to dog the boys. And likes guys.

Archie is a kid how dogs the boys.

Archie by Reallygoogger23 September 18, 2019