Archie

Tall, blonde, most Archie’s are gay and like it up the bum, Archie’s like tall brown haired men much older than them, his favourite position in bed is a spit roast, Archie’s tend to sleep around and is normaly the bitch in the relationship, Archie’s are party animals and get a buzz out of being bitchy

Pip: ooh look at Archie over there dancing

Joy: I wouldn’t, he likes to sleep around

Pip: maybe I’ll go for joey