Any Situation Meme (ASM)

A meme that you keep saved in the photo album of your phone for any situation. Wheather it be over text or in real life when, someone who has an ASM is usually the coolest guy there and the life of the party (situation).

Person 1 "I sang every lyric to thrift shop, swears and everything!"

Person 2 *shows phone* "Watchout, we got a badass over here!"

Person 1 "nice Any Situation Meme (ASM)"

by Derptasticman August 20, 2013

Any word

If you are reading you are trying to be funny or just trying to be dumb

Seriously it didn’t mean take it literally

Me: I’m being forced to use any word in a sentence

by the second cool guy. April 23, 2020

Any word here

Congratulations you exist!

Person1: *types any word here*
Person2: wow your smart!

by No just why January 18, 2022

Any Port In A Storm

When you fuck a girl just because its take it or leave.

Also a scene band from Garner which serves as a portable Mecca for the growing Emo population. They are extremely metal-core, AKA terrible.

Tom "Dude I had to man, she was an any port in a storm situation."
Fred "Still, why? I'd rather listen to APIAS."
Tom "Not much better dude."

by www.ushistory.com March 19, 2009

Any Port in a Storm

After a long period without sexual contact, a male's willingness to have sex with anything that moves (or doesn't).

After a week in prison, I was ready to dock my boat in any port in a storm.

by vagsurfer March 21, 2009

any girl

a girl that's nothing special and basic, boring

1. Guy 1: "hey did you hang out with ava last night?"

Guy 2: "yea i did and found out that she's any girl"

Guy 1: "aw man that sucks"

by [[[pseudonym]]] May 17, 2018

any chance?

A short and relatively polite phrase to be used when attempting to "chat-up" a girl.

Jim: Hey mate, that girl at the bar looks quite tasty.
John: Yeah, she looks alright.
Jim: Go and chat her up mate.
John: Ok, here I go.
Random Girl: Hi, can I help you?
John: Any Chance?
Random Girl: Err, no.
John: Shit

by Jim July 19, 2004