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America by yournextdoorbatman May 23, 2022
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A beautiful and mighty empire which is famous for doing the following:
1- Takes a huge amount of taxes from its citizens and instead of self-improvement, it uses it for its foreign influence which often results in not very nice things.
2- Tries to lecture every other country about justice, peace, unity and goodness, while it directly and indirectly commits all kinds of atrocities to the outside world.
3- Blames other countries for wanting to resist injustice while it funds organizations that steal lands and displace people.
4- Forces other countries to accept their military bases to protect them, while not able to protect itself from ongoing crimes.
5- Invades other countries but does not call itself terrorist. However, when those countries defend themselves, it calls them terrorist.
6- It gives you the freedom to do anything, except the freedom to defend yourself against its political goals.
1- Takes a huge amount of taxes from its citizens and instead of self-improvement, it uses it for its foreign influence which often results in not very nice things.
2- Tries to lecture every other country about justice, peace, unity and goodness, while it directly and indirectly commits all kinds of atrocities to the outside world.
3- Blames other countries for wanting to resist injustice while it funds organizations that steal lands and displace people.
4- Forces other countries to accept their military bases to protect them, while not able to protect itself from ongoing crimes.
5- Invades other countries but does not call itself terrorist. However, when those countries defend themselves, it calls them terrorist.
6- It gives you the freedom to do anything, except the freedom to defend yourself against its political goals.
America
Best fucking country in the world, despite what Europeans and snotty little rich kids might say. Still the most free, richest, and strongest country in the world.
America by That American, over there! January 19, 2010
America
Here me, all ye assholes! America isn't full of complete retards like the rest of the world thinks it is.
Not everyone is obese here, either. If you're going to lose faith in Americans, just do as I did and lose faith in humanity as a whole.
Because let me tell you, the biggest idiots I've ever seen weren't from America.
Not everyone is obese here, either. If you're going to lose faith in Americans, just do as I did and lose faith in humanity as a whole.
Because let me tell you, the biggest idiots I've ever seen weren't from America.
America: Hey guys, uh, we actually aren't all obese idiots.
The rest of this godforsaken world: LOLOLOL YES YU RRRRRRRRRR MERICA SUKS N EVRY1 DAR IS STUPID!!!!1111!!ELEVEN!!1
Me: I just hope i live long enough to be able to move to a different planet.
The rest of this godforsaken world: LOLOLOL YES YU RRRRRRRRRR MERICA SUKS N EVRY1 DAR IS STUPID!!!!1111!!ELEVEN!!1
Me: I just hope i live long enough to be able to move to a different planet.
America by Chowder183 July 27, 2012