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An Alma is a girl that is really annoying, a negative influence in your life and a VSCO girl
If you have an Alma in your life you will suffer tremendouly, to the point of coughing blood. Other side effects of knowing an Alma are hearing demonic chants when you get near her, eyes melting because you have to look at her face and also having to hear terrible sex jokes that may or may not include her dad.life hack don't befriend an Alma, its a contract with the devil.
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An Alma is a girl that is really annoying, a negative influence in your life and a VSCO girl
If you have an Alma in your life you will suffer tremendouly, to the point of coughing blood. Other side effects of knowing an Alma are hearing demonic chants when you get near her, eyes melting because you have to look at her face and also having to hear terrible sex jokes that may or may not include her dad.life hack don't befriend an Alma, its a contract with the devil.
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by Vagína atomica March 17, 2020
by Almamaid April 28, 2022
Alma is that one girl who’s always there for you. Even if you barely know each other, she’ll do whatever she can to make you happy. Her eyes are beautifully green and her hair is a golden color. Her wavy hair is barely over her shoulders, and it suits her so well.
She loves her friends, and everyone loves her.
She loves her friends, and everyone loves her.
My girlfriend is so amazing, she’s such an Alma.
by Palmen November 22, 2021
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Alma is a very beautiful, intelligent girl.
She is also very insecure of her looks, but doesn't realize that she in fact is really attractive and pretty. She has beautiful hair, face and everything about her is just so fineee. She is really shy and sometimes socially awkward. One day she will meet the love of her life and he is gonna fall for her so bad. They will make a great couple and have really beautiful kids.
She is also very insecure of her looks, but doesn't realize that she in fact is really attractive and pretty. She has beautiful hair, face and everything about her is just so fineee. She is really shy and sometimes socially awkward. One day she will meet the love of her life and he is gonna fall for her so bad. They will make a great couple and have really beautiful kids.
Person 1: Yo man, I fell in love with Alma. I'm gonna propose to her.
Person 2: Go for it, dude! She' s a really nice girl.
Random person: Wow, that girl is so dreamy!!!
Person 2: Go for it, dude! She' s a really nice girl.
Random person: Wow, that girl is so dreamy!!!
by prettygirlyhere August 12, 2023
by fvoslut January 18, 2022