The most Ann kid you most likely know. Lies about his race. Does some autistic shit. Only girlfriend he ever had is his own sister.(insist having ass) oftenly does gay stuff and has no friends except for the special needs kids. Is also usually bald
Alfred -Gay mother fucker who sucks autistic dick
by Chandler Johnston February 26, 2019
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a type of scrotum piercing, they are relatively slow healing due to their location upon the body and people with certain occupations(eg work with horses) are advised against this type of piercing due to extremely slow healing time and greater risk of infection.

Slowly becoming more popular amongst both sexes although females only recently begun getting them in signifigant numbers as they were, at one point in time, considered only to be for men.
-hey kim i didnt know you have an alfred agelo

-pree you should get an alfred angelo it didnt hurt at all really
by l-d-f-333 June 4, 2007
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An Alfred Hitchcock occurs at night after sex. This is when you get up to turn the light on and your naked likeness creates a silhouette on the window shade.
After I gave her the business and smoked her boots, she turned on the light as I walked past her window, the neighbors got an eye full of Alfred Hitchcock.
by Rob11R August 13, 2013
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To be a fake fan of a sports league by only supporting the most dominant or the strongest team and alternating his or her support for that team only it loses its dominance.
Yo man check it out that dude just pulled an 'Alfred Yang'.
Bro my friend keeps pulling 'Alfred Yangs' when he watches the NBA!
Whoever supports the Golden State Warriors is 'Alfred Yanging'.
by Lawl99 July 15, 2016
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i forgot to wash my cock, pulled back the skin and had an Alfred Fishcock
by henry29 October 3, 2006
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A German polar researcher who proposed the continental drift theory. He would make trips to the arctic to prove his theory despite everyone going against him. He made smart claims like how one type of rock was on Asia and the same type of rock was found on America. He published multiple articles but on a trip to the arctic he died of a heart attack when his crew was starving. He unfortunately died before his theory wad proven when submarines went to the sea bed, and they found flowing magma. Proving his theory.
If it weren't for Alfred wegener we would've still though the continents stayed In place since the creation of earth.
by mr mr jellyman January 21, 2018
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Alfred F. Jones, F. Standing for Franklin, is quite obnoxious. He is loud when he talks to others, and loves to pull stupid pranks on people. Although he is quite weird, he is very smart, though others around him choose to ignore that fact. He's had a tough past, and because of that, he has chosen to be an incredibly happy-go-lucky person. Whenever he makes new friends, he either drives them crazy, or vows to protect them. Because he likes protecting, and helping others, he often refferes to himself as a hero. Alfred chooses to be child like, but anyone who knows him knows that when he wants to be serious, he can be freakishly scary. Out of everyone Alfred knows and has yet to meet, he is one of the most physically capable out of all of them. He is much stronger than all of his friends, and even drug a large car behind him for an hour looking for his brother, Arthur, to see if he could drive it. Alfred has an incredibly busy schedule all of the time, but he always sets his priorities straight, doing almost everything his boss tells him to. He is touched deeply by American history and whenever past tragedies are brought up in conversations, such as 9/11, he gets very emotional and his friends have to help calm him down. He is younger than most of the people he knows, but they all enjoy his presence to some extent. Over all, he is a playful guy with both an incredibly hard steel side and a squishy, soft, plush side. Anyone would be lucky to meet someone like Alfred F. Jones.
Person A: "Look, there's Alfred F. Jones acting weird again."
Person B: "He is weird, but he stuck up for me one time when someone else was being rude."
Person C: "Yeah, but he went way too overboard last week during the 4th of July."
by PurpleMorton February 3, 2018
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